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You know you're old if your walker has an airbag.
You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
When you get old, it's hard to tell what's memory and what you've kind of created in your head as memory, you know?
You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.