Well the truth is, Santino didn't beat me, because I beat myself.

Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold Channel!

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I think the Dudleys are mad at us, well, because we're beautiful!

Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite.

Well if I was hanging out with The Bellas, I'd be pretty big too.

I let the WWE control my destiny, and it didn't work out so well.

It's awesome to see the evolution of the women's division in WWE.

Well John Cena's like a pinwheel, so you can go ahead and blow me.

I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

Oh, I'm ready. Are you ready? It doesn't matter if you're ready!!!

I'd love to go into WWE and have a real knock and see what's what.

I think healthy competition is great, and I think WWE would agree.

The single greatest moment of my life happened in Toronto, Canada!

These guys like each other almost as much as they like themselves.

I affirmatively have watched WWE programming my whole entire life!

The tank entrance at WrestleMania 31 is my favorite moment in WWE.

I hate in-ring promos. I've never done a promo in WWE that I liked.

Chavo or Kerwin White or whatever his name is! He called me stupid.

Parental Discretion is advised, but will be completely f*n, ignored

Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

If you're gonna use me as a stepping stone, you'd better step hard!

Alex Riley does a lot of things for me. I teach him so many things.

Does Michael Cole deserve to take Jim Ross' place as a commentator?

I am actually as good as everybody else pretends to be. It's scary.

Curtis, where was that enthusiasm in the match? You might have won.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.

I want to take that top spot in WWE, and I'm gunning for number one.

For me, I don't go in the backdoor. That's the one thing I don't do.

You know I'm very happy with WWE, the company in which I still work.

I thought you were going to break out into the running man, Carlton?

I crossed over into the WWE, but a lot of guys never did cross over.

I love Nakamura, but it's a transition for anybody who comes to WWE.

He's not pointing to anybody, he's showing off how high he can count!

Shawn Michaels is quite simply the greatest performer in WWE history.

It's not a male-dominated anything... It's WWE, and it's for anybody.

In no way are King Booker and Queen Sharmell the power couple in WWE.

One day I started cheating. After that, I started winning everything.

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

I think that a lot of people forget they're in WWE and get complacent.

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be

One of the purposes of coming to WWE was to wrestle with Daniel Bryan.

WWE, of course, has had some fantastic two out of three falls matches.

Hey, Vickie, why don't you come down here and reprimand me to my face!

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