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I'm a huge WWE fan, 'Monday Night RAW' especially.
Lita wait! I need advice on taking 5 guys at once!
And I quote, Michael Cole is still a massive tool!
You smell like crap so I know you don't like soap.
So Carlito think about this: all the apple-biting.
If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
What I do in WWE is essentially a lovable bad guy.
I feel like everything in WWE I earn the hard way.
If I wanted to do a fixed fight, I'd be doing WWE.
As far as being a WWE Superstar, that was my dream.
If you hadn't noticed, I like to talk about myself.
For the love of God, does anybody got a toothbrush?
I'm not Triple H, and I certainly am not John Cena.
It's not a small world! It's a painful, ugly world!
I think all women have some sort of beauty in them.
Actually, he said Mr. Shawn 'cause he knows better.
I'll be the first Australian to compete in the WWE.
The Youngest World Heavyweight Champion in History!
I was a big fan of wrestling growing up and of WWE.
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Oh, Cena. You must think that I was born yesterday.
It looks like they've been watching old Japan tapes!
This is all yours, forever. It's all yours, forever!
These people want you to quit just like CM Punk did.
Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!
Thank you guys. Thank you for never giving up on me.
It's time to stop your grinnin' and drop your linen!
So parents, get your children's permission to watch!
Obviously, in WWE, everyone is on top of their game.
I know the way WWE works. Things change last minute.
It's been an amazing journey that I've had with WWE.
Todd, this is almost like your commentary! Dizzying!
So what? I'm out here doing commentary with Malaria.
I'll hit you so hard you'll starve to death rolling!
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
... and that's why I kicked your leg out of your leg!
They're living proof that the 3 stooges had children.
Joining WWE has always been a lifelong dream of mine.
I'd like to thank Mom and Dad, just for the genetics.
I might be the only guy in WWE who isn't acting ever.
When David killed Goliath, Mae Young called the cops.
If he wants some, come - well I don't wanna say that!
It's a small world? Dude, what have you been smoking?
The WWE universe is unlike any other group of people.
Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!
You want The Next Big Thing? Let me take my pants off!
WWE is growing every day, every week, and every month.
Of course you have an e-mail, you idiot, just read it!
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
There's a first time for everything when I'm involved.