We don't do anything illegal, we do 'run-ins'

My name is CHL. That's Charles Haas Layfield.

I'm going to do WWE until it stops being fun.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

I will never say anything negative about WWE.

I came, I saw, and I KICKED Stone Cold's ASS!

I'm one of the most decorated tag teams ever!

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.

Queen Elizabeth, she's the ultimate hypocrite!

'WWE Redefined' has become my new catchphrase.

Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections.

The hardest thing about the WWE is the travel.

Kelly Kelly really graduated from high school?

WWE is really focused on empowering the women.

I was an unknown face before I joined the WWE.

I would like to talk about my Mama, for a bit.

I just want to say one thing...Thank you Eddie!

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

In this business, it is about making an impact.

Oh my god will you shut the front door already!

You have to think about the WWE as soap operas.

Looks to me, Vince, like you hit a hole in one.

I'm very proud to represent Buffalo in the WWE.

Become a champion like Stone Cold Steve Austin!

It was me, Austin. It was me all along, Austin!

I'm the bad guy in WWE, which I find hilarious.

Being a WWE Diva is all about women empowerment.

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

I think I am the most dominant superstar in WWE.

You were an ass long before I made one outta ya!

When I was 11 years old, I started watching WWE.

I think Trent Baretta looks like Ashton Kutcher.

I'm the first-ever openly gay female in the WWE.

It's so much fun for me to sit next to you here.

The next time you drop my jacket, I'll drop you!

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

You know what they say about guys with big hands.

One of my goals is to become a WWE Hall of Famer.

Since we ate taking orders, get me some sunchips!

She's taking pictures! Maryse, put it on Twitter!

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

I remembered my question! Did you find a partner?

I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.

You can take this job and shove it because I quit.

Take a look people, take a good look at greatness!

I'll take care of this. All you had to do was ask.

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

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