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All your heroes are dead! I killed them!
No one has more charisma than me in WWE.
My life is being ruined by the internet!
I am the best in the world at what I do!
I pride myself on being a Legend Killer.
I feel like a real cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!
Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
Just like Brad Pitt and what's her name!
I can literally hear you getting fatter.
I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.
Ahhh, Wade. Wade, you're just so stupid.
By the gift of God, WWE fell into my lap.
Well, my work is done here. Thanks, boys!
You gotta eat lightning and crap thunder!
I'm here to leave my mark in WWE history.
Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your @$$!
Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.
Tear to a glass eye. Tear to a glass eye.
This one man dynasty has only just begun.
It's a good time to be CM Punk right now.
WWE dropped the ball with 'Tough Enough.'
The only thing they recognize is a buffet
William Regal, what does besmirched mean?
What I do in my own time, is my business.
Sooner or later, everybody pays the Piper!
The only thing that is pathetic... is you.
I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!
That's what we do in WWE: we tell stories.
Relax, I'm going to be out there with you.
You will go one on one with the Great One!
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
I think I'm going to be successful in WWE.
The winner of NXT, the winner of my heart.
I wouldn't be in WWE without Michael Cole.
Control me...release me...forget about me.
That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler.
That's your first mistake. Do not trust me.
As God is my witness, he is broken in half!
What does Justin Bieber have that I don't?!
McMahon 3:16 says 'I just pissed my pants!'
The only thing you deserve is what you earn
I would, but I know where that hand's been.
Don't hate the player, Todd, hate the game.
I'm the classiest superstar ever in the WWE.
No WWE talent becomes a legend on their own.
It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers!
That's a beautiful purse. I carry a satchel.
You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.