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I see Sandy Barr got himself a $4 haircut...$1 for each side.
He's the only man I know of who can hide his own easter eggs.
I always equate wrestling to having been in the Marine Corps.
Most people don't know that wrestling came out of the circus.
Spectacular achievements come from unspectacular preparation.
To win you must have talent and desire but desire is first.
I like to think of pro wrestling as an art, so we're artists.
Luck is predictable; the harder you work, the luckier you get.
"Exciting" is a dull world to describe the wrestling business.
Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules.
When you talk about Mexican culture, it's wrestling and soccer.
When I stopped wrestling, I literally lay in bed for two weeks.
Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
You'll find sympathy in the dictionary between sh*t and suicide.
When love and discipline come together you have great chemistry.
Join me in Olympic Heros for Abstinence. The best sex is no sex.
If Shakespeare was alive today, he'd be writing wrestling shows.
I loved wrestling when you had to get a VHS tape from a strange.
The superior man blames himself. The inferior man blames others.
What works for the person you're imitating may not work for you.
Just when you think you know the answers, I change the questions.
I never watched wrestling, I was never a fan of wrestling really.
I come from a big Italian family, and I grew up around wrestling.
The Miz is a character I created. He's basically a wrestling star.
If the fans have an opinion, the wrestling universe has to listen.
My religious belief teaches me to feel as safe in battle as in bed.
Rowdy Roddy cut his locks; but don't worry woman, he's still a fox.
I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!
I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed! Gen.
As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
Wrestling is one of the last truly rebellious American things left.
I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.
Hey, he speaks pretty well for a guy who just ate 2 lbs of crackers.
Once you catch that fever of wrestling, you really can't get it out.
My valleys are higher than most people's peaks. I stay at that level.
The Bushwhackers are living proof that the Three Stooges had children
I love doing funny promos like the ones I did wrestling Rey Mysterio.
I WAS YOUNG!! I WAS STUPID.. YOU TOLD ME GIRLS BOUGHT THAT MAGAZINE!!
Wrestling was my way of making a living. I did the very best I could.
I can beat anyone, either male, female, animal, vegitable, or mineral.
I'm just like a giant candy cane, the ladies want to lick me all over.
The best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be
The greatest gift you can give another is the purity of your attention
The better your attitude and the harder you work, the luckier you get.
Vince Russo knows about as much about wrestling as Eric Bischoff does.
I'm the man of the hour, the man with the power, too sweet to be sour.
Wrestling is a team sport, and an individual sport all rolled into one.
My dad is not a sports guy but was drawn to the theatrics of wrestling.