Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
If someone was like, 'Describe yourself in one word,' I would never say, 'Handsome.'
If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.
Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not miss.
The state controlling a woman would mean denying her full autonomy and full equality.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
If malice or envy were tangible and had a shape, it would be the shape of a boomerang.
I'm surrounded by great friends and family. I don't know what I would do without them.
The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you.
I think if you would have cut Houdini with a knife, blood wouldn't come out, PR would.
We love in others what we lack in ourselves, and would be everything, but what we are.
Nothing would make me happier than doing nothing but drama for the foreseeable future.
If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.
Men are so necessarily mad, that not to be mad would amount to another form of madness.
Girls and boys would call me the Pillsbury Doughboy because I was overweight and pasty.
In the absence of any other proof, the thumb alone would convince me of God's existence.
My people are my people. They love me and I love them. I would not be here without them.
Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
If you realized how powerful your thoughts are, you would never think a negative thought.
A drop of water, if it could write out its own history, would explain the universe to us.
I am sure that if the mothers of various nations could meet, there would be no more wars.
There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one.
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
I'm cut from a different cloth. I would never moon someone. I was raised in a good family.
If you were the only person left on the planet, I would have to attack you. That's my job.
As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy.
I would rather die than do something which I know to be a sin, or to be against God's will.
If the doors of perception were cleansed everything would appear to man as it is, infinite.
No man ever wetted clay and then left it, as if there would be bricks by chance and fortune.
If the highest aim of a captain were to preserve his ship, he would keep it in port forever.
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
My doctor told me I would never walk again. My mother told me I would. I believed my mother.
I would rather be a servant in the house of the Lord than to sit in the seats of the mighty.
Freedom would be not to choose between black and white but to abjure such prescribed choices.
Do what you say you're going to do. And try to do it a little better than you said you would.
Rain is grace; rain is the sky descending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.
If the stars should appear but one night every thousand years how man would marvel and stare.
Growing up, I had a hair condition where my hair would fall out easily, and I had bad asthma.
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
The risk for me would be in not taking one - that's the only thing that's really risky for me.
Those who live by the sea can hardly form a single thought of which the sea would not be part.
A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault.
I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.
My parents would always tell you that I was the crazy princess growing up. I was a drama queen.
No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist.
The solar system is completely wide open. Almost anywhere we go, I'm sure we would learn a lot.