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There is only one way to win hearts and that is to make oneself like unto those of whom one would be loved.
If you took me to Coachella for our first date, it would probably be a done deal. It would be a sure thing.
If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.
I have a lot of stuff I want to talk about and offer up. It would be odd not to have ideas about something.
If there were a Mount Rushmore of American humor, Terry Southern would be the mountain they'd carve it from
Terrorism works better as a tactic for dictatorships, or for would-be dictators, than for revolutionaries .
It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
To stop for years and then discover that the audience is getting smaller and smaller would be demoralizing.
It would not lessen the shock and concern, but it would be something concrete in addition to the apologies.
dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.
How am I going to make friends with these people if all I can think of is how easy it would be to rob them?
Perfect valour consists in doing without witnesses that which we would be capable of doing before everyone.
Let's have a day in the life of Gerard." Going to get coffee! Going to get coffee!' That's all it would be.
You're asking for trouble, Hannagan," he growls. "And you would be....?" Janie asks. She giggles. "Trouble.
I said to my doctor, 'You gotta testme, there's something wrong with me that I would be behaving this way.'
If it feels right and I'm not going against any energy in myself or the situation, there would be no limit.
If you were a fully realized person-whatever the hell that would be-you wouldn't fool around writing books.
I wanted fame, but I thought it would be incremental, and I became afraid of the overnight-sensation thing.
At first, I wasn't sure whether I'd be a critic or a filmmaker, but I knew it would be something like that.
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
[On travel:] Who would be so besotted as to die without having made at least the round of this, his prison?
If I heard there was a new show, and the creators were writing about how they met, I would be like, "Pass!"
I'd imagine a great date would be to go skiing. Imagine going skiing. Go ski with someone, if they can ski.
It's too bad patient-centered care is not rocket science, because if it was, we would be really good at it.
I can’t imagine what it would be like to have had her company in my head—the comfort that would’ve brought.
If women were in charge, abortion would be a sacrament, an occasion of deep and serious and sacred meaning.
You see the fairy tale - four minutes of glory at the Olympics. I thought my life would be cake after that.
If i could be a superhero, i would be Superman. He can fly, he is strong... even though i'm not that strong
I'm a tearless clown. If I were to get a tattoo, it would be the two masks, and they would be both smiling.
I love having my hair and makeup done for red carpets, but to have that done every day would be exhausting.
I agree, the world would be a better place if doctors were less enthusiastic about adopting very new drugs.
If I could do just one thing to change the world, I'd make everyone Thom Yorke, and this would be paradise.
After I lost my fiance, it seemed like it would be better to always be alone than to risk being hurt again.
A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary would be called a treatise.
My 13-year-old self would have beaten up my 17-year-old self because she would be like, 'You're a sellout!'
I'm not to blame for an old body, but I would be to blame for an old soul. An old soul is a shameful thing.
If I had to give you one piece of advice it would be this: don't be intimidated by other people's opinions.
I would love to just talk to Paul McCartney. That would be incredible, but that is definitely like a dream.
I sit in the dark. And it would be hard to figure out which is worse; the dark inside, or the darkness out.
Lying has become so much the accepted norm that people lie even when it would be simpler to tell the truth.
Anyone would be able to be played by someone like him [Donald Trump], that's what he did, he played people.
Shakespeare without Othello, Lear, Macbeth and Hamlet would be all too much like Hamlet without the prince.
It would be too easy to say that I feel invisible. Instead, I feel painfully visible, and entirely ignored.
The American vice would be sometimes speaking too loudly. You can always hear American people on the trains!
It would be so good to settle down and become part of somewhere again, instead of constantly passing through
Slave girls on Gor address all free men as Master, though, of course only one such would be her true Master.
It would be futile to attempt to fit women into a masculine pattern of attitudes, skills and abilities . . .
Each day, each one of us chooses not to do many things that would be legal but offensive to those around us.
It would be nice once during my life to go over [to Europe] and study the original paintings of the Masters.
If you'd ever told me that my Broadway debut would be playing Spider-Man, I would have laughed in your face.