God never said that the journey would be easy, but He did say that the arrival would be worthwhile.

Even the law of gravitation would be brought into dispute were there a pecuniary interest involved.

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens.

If Bangladesh succumbs to the rule of one family, it would be a major step backward for the region.

My definition of poetry (if I were forced to give one) would be this: words that have become deeds.

[To her frequently needed plumber:] How would you like to be adopted? I'm sure it would be cheaper.

There are various ways you might define the common good, but that would be one way you could do it.

None of the characters I`ve played are really like me. That would be boring. It wouldn`t be acting.

My idea of a good job would be to be paid really well to sit on my ass all day to look at pictures.

Socialization would be the most successful thing to bring mainstream audiences to online computers.

We would be in a nasty position indeed if empirical science were the only kind of science possible.

We would be more American on the day we permitted same-sex marriage than we were on the day before.

People realized that they could come on Fox News Sunday, and they would be well and fairly treated.

Everything starts from something but something would be nothing if your heart didn't dream with me.

If I had to choose my best day ever, my finest hour, my wildest dream come true, mine would be you.

You would be better off having nobody than the wrong somebody. (On marrying for the wrong reasons.)

I think it would be absolutely reckless and irresponsible for anyone to try and break up Microsoft.

If everyone invested in the neighborhood they lived in, the United States would be a magical place.

It would be so depressing to be a model and not get to say a word. There's no personality involved.

It is a function of poetry to locate those zones inside us that would be free, and declare them so.

Gosh, if I'm gonna take a big stand on something I would hope it would be for more than flip flops!

I think living to be one hundred would be great, but living to fifty twice would be so much better.

Twitter. It's not a good sound, is it? If it were worth doing, there would be a better word for it.

I like doing Zumba. I only do it like, once a week. If I did it more often, I would be very skinny.

Maybe there would be a bad outcome for some of the others, but no one was going to shoot a soprano.

To say I'll make your dreams come true would be wrong, but maybe, darling, I could help them along.

If I had known what it would be like to have it all - I might have been willing to settle for less.

Human kindness can be found in all groups, even those which as a whole it would be easy to condemn.

If the Cowardly Lion were on RuPaul’s Drag Race, so much of my childhood would be less nightmarish.

I would be happier if it were a full audience full of drag queens. It would be my dreams come true.

I have dual citizenship; I would be happy to go to England. I would be very happy to go to America.

There's no requirement that jobs be meaningful. If there was, half the country would be unemployed.

You figured that the only way I'd be happy is if I did the things you thought would be best for me.

If there is a special Hades for writers is would be in the forced contemplation of their own works.

If the audience knew what they wanted then they wouldn't be the audience, they would be the artist.

What a terrible world it would be if we only did films that were poster boards for political causes.

I'm an American. You can't go on where you were born. If you do then John McEnroe would be a German.

Television is kind of restrictive in its directing, but it would be nice to get some chops doing TV.

I would be far more critical than any reviewer could be of my own work. So I simply don't read them.

There are a lot of movies that are unbelievable successes that I would be mortified to be a part of.

Oh why do we not say the important things, it would be so easy, and we are damned because we do not.

I thought comedy would be the hardest thing I could do, and if I could do that, I could do anything.

I've never thought of myself as an actor, so somebody recognizing me for that would be a real shock.

When a Russian pig has to be beaten, it would be the ordinary German worker who would have to do it.

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring.

If I faltered, there would be no arms to hold me and the world would be a cold and forbidding place.

You would be surprised how many people are in the market not to make money but for the thrill of it!

A non-Communist premier with Communist ministers would be like a woman trying to stay half pregnant.

Sometimes you have to be less ashamed about writing a bad poem than you would be about being silent.

It would be considered a theft on our part if we didn't give to someone in greater need than we are.

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