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I never tried to emulate my father. Anyone trying to do that would be a second-rate carbon copy.
All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.
I believe that were it not for the Holy Mass, as of this moment the world would be in the abyss.
I love the medium and I love individual comics, but the business is nothing I would be proud of.
The only way to prevent prostitution altogether would be to imprison one half of the human race.
I always told everybody the perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.
I'm fully aware had I stayed with my art, I would be well known, respected and most likely rich.
It would be amazing to tell my grandchildren, like, 'Yeah, I was paid to sharpen 1,000 pencils.'
Most of us would be willing to pay as we go if we could just finish paying for where we've been.
I thought it would be my one and only exhibition so I decided to call it My Major Retrospective.
Being an action star is all I had ever hoped to be. I ultimately knew I would be an action star.
True penitence condemns to silence. What a man is ready to recall he would be willing to repeat.
The image we have would be impossible for Mickey Mouse to maintain. We're just... normal people.
Maybe if I was British, a semi-final would be incredible. I'd be on the front page of the paper.
I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
To lose an arm or a leg would be painful, but to lose the central truth of your life felt—fatal.
Without the presence of class warfare, trade unions would be hard put to justfy their existence.
To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damned hard.
The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing something.
It may be very generous in one person to offer what it would be ungenerous in another to accept.
If ever I left the House of Commons it would be because I wanted to spend more time on politics.
It has always seemed to me that the most difficult part of building a bridge would be the start.
I don't like the word 'businesswoman.' Perhaps 'committed mother' would be the best description.
If Hell were possible, it would be the shortest cut to the highest heaven. For verily God loveth.
I think my younger self would be more amazed to know I was doing an interview for 'The Spectator.
There would be a price... But if you were worried about the price, then why were you in the shop?
Conversely, it is correct to say that bringing about peace would be the best way to fight terror.
Perhaps it would be simpler if you just did what you're told and didn't try to understand things.
Like no matter what happens, this would be the ultimate, they can make something positive happen.
Can you imagine what it would be like to all of a sudden see another color that nobody else sees?
Every play should be 90 minutes. There would be so many more theatre-goers if plays were shorter.
I think Eric Bana would be a good Superman. He's got that look. I think he'd be a great Superman.
Were it not for imagination a man would be as happy in the arms of a chambermaid as of a duchess.
I have said all along that I would know when it would be time to step down, and now is that time.
If only the right person would have to leave, everyone else would be able to stay in the country.
How these curiosities would be quite forgott, did not such idle fellowes as I am putt them downe!
Great, just great. The only thing to make him a worse asshole would be to kick a puppy.’ (Nathan)
If the truth were to be known, everyone would be wearing a scarlet letter of one form or another.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
The person I have admired the most in comedy terms would be Eric Morecambe, who is my total hero.
I don't like to work with assistants. I'm already one too many; the camera alone would be enough.
Take away love, and not physical nature only, but the heart of the moral world, would be palsied.
Assuredly it would be a pity if laughter should ever become, like rhetoric and the arts, a habit.
If Facebook were a country, it would be the 8th most populated in the world, just ahead of Japan.
And if I had a preference, it would be to be able to not be in the studio until 4 in the morning.
If equity and human natural reason were allowed there would be no law, there would be no lawyers.
If there were one million families praying the Rosary every day, the entire world would be saved.
Most of the time I just keep to myself. I think like what it would be like to be... someone else.
To abandon the principle of simplicity would be to abandon all reasoning about the external world
My worst date would be with someone nervous who has nothing to say. I like people who inspire me.