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Baseball would be a better game if more third basemen got hit in the mouth by line drivers.
The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.
Stupidity isn't punishable by death. If it was, there would be a hell of a population drop.
It would be wrong to refuse to face the fact that everything is fundamentally sick and sad.
Many would be willing to have afflictions provided that they not be inconvenienced by them.
We would be ashamed of our best behavior if the people knew the motives of our behaving so.
A cricket tour in Australia would be a most delightful period in one's life if one was deaf
If the right thing came along at the right time, it would be an enormous kind of challenge.
If all the ancient sacred writings had been preserved, some would be found to be heretical.
If I swung the gavel the way I swung that golf club, the nation would be in a helluva mess.
Unclog your mind. Unclog your room. Arrange your room in a way you wish your mind would be.
I would be good for maybe not the center square but an upper square on 'Hollywood Squares.'
I wanted to do a show based on what my life would be like if I had never become a comedian.
Basically, I would be happy with any profession where I got to be creative and make things.
This would be a grand land if only every Irishman would kill a negro, and be hanged for it.
Life would be as insupportable without the prospect of death, as it would be without sleep.
Oh, how much holier the world would be if more people invoked their right to remain silent.
I do not say whether it is a good or bad thing. To do so would be meaningless and arrogant.
There is no such thing as was - only is. If was existed, there would be no grief or sorrow.
Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case.
Never thought my biggest cheerleader would be someone who thought I was evil and unnatural.
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
Goethe said there would be little left of him if he were to discard what he owed to others.
It would be really hard to get serious about anything political today unless it was a joke.
I thought doing reality TV would be the greatest success of my life or the biggest mistake.
Internal protectionism in Europe would be deadly, really a disaster for European economies.
Well, you can't improvise story, which is a fact. If you could, the budget would be insane.
In another life, I would be your girl. Capable of making promises. We would rule the world.
It would be a bitter cosmic joke if we destroy ourselves due to atrophy of the imagination.
You are safer here tonight than you would be on the streets of any other city in the world.
Do not be fooled by your youthful appearance for very soon it would be taken away from you.
I don't know Putin. He said nice things about me. If we got along well, that would be good.
Agnostic for me would be trying to weasel out and sound a little nicer than I am about this.
One who will study for three years. Without thought of reward. Would be hard indeed to find.
If people did not want their stories told, it would be better for them to keep away from me.
If, by the way I play, I can be a role model or encourage someone else, that would be great.
If Carl Hiaasen and Donald Westlake had a literary love child, he would be Timothy Hallinan.
Well, he's just the same guy who in other aspects of his life would be very late to a trend.
If women really did have complete equality with men, society would be completely overturned.
It would be the irony of fate if my administration had to deal chiefly with foreign affairs.
If Hitler were alive the best punishment would be to put him out-of-town with a new musical.
Faith does not increase, nor does it decrease; because a diminution in it would be unbelief.
We should imitate the great classics. We would miss, and that miss would be our originality.
I think it would be impossible if you had a name like mine not to get a little flack for it.
I think comics overall would be better. I think there's a tremendous potential to be tapped.
A good default, like Portugal or Greece, would be very good for the private equity business.
Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
If the poor only had profiles there would be no difficulty in solving the problem of poverty
I would be a fool to put my feet down in a position where I can't accommodate metamorphoses.
It would be doing cunning too much honor to call it an inferior species of true discernment.