You are very amiable, no doubt, but you would be charming if you would only depart.

My thesis statement would be—Bach didn't write Baroque music. He wrote great music.

If ever I were to have a symbol attributed to me, it would be a heart, the outline!

What would be a road hazard anywhere else, in the Third World is probably the road.

It would be strange for me to think I'm being ripped off, because that's what I do!

The same people who smile in my face would be the same ones to talk behind my back.

We wouldn't want to be like the Swiss, would we? That would be awful! We'd be rich!

I've always wanted the IQ of a rock. No, wait. That would be an insult to the rock.

If men ever discovered how tough women actually are, they would be scared to death.

If God wished to punish us, all he would need to do would be to answer our prayers.

Without challenges we would literally wither and die (which also would be perfect).

If war breaks out, I will fight for Hitler since such a war would be against Jewry.

If some persons died, and others did not die, death would be a terrible affliction.

Probably the earliest memories for me would be going to restaurants with my family.

That would be delightful,' agreed Flora, thinking how nasty and boring it would be.

My dream role would be something that challenges me in every facet of the industry.

It would be most right, and most wise, and, therefore must involve least suffering.

It would be really embarrassing to introduce yourself as somebody who makes beauty.

Any arbitrary turning along the way and I would be elsewhere; I would be different.

He realized that if he didn't leave, it would never be his life. It would be theirs.

To them, I said, the truth would be literally nothing but the shadows of the images.

My whole life I try to make into a comedy, so it would be nice to see that onscreen.

Even if animal experimentation was proved to be of value, it would be morally wrong.

We don't have to expect everything from those who govern us; that would be juvenile.

Java development without a little heresy would be a dull place, and a dangerous one.

My soul experienced a peace so sweet, so deep, it would be impossible to express it.

The Republican Party would be well-advised to get the heck out of people's bedrooms.

If I were a young coach today, I would be extremely careful in selecting assistants.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."

The one thing I would like to do is be able to drop 15, 20 pounds. It would be good.

The media wants me to change, but it would be very dishonest to supporters to do so.

Leadership is the ability to take people to places they would be afraid to go alone.

We argued about how hard it would be to ride a bear, assuming said bear was muzzled.

My first advice (on how not to grow old) would be to choose you ancestors carefully.

Music makes practically everybody fonder of life than he or she would be without it.

A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation.

You know that he who would be the greatest among you must become the servant of all.

I suspected there would be a good-size crowd once the word got out about my hanging.

I'd love to be a woman for one day of my life... God... I would be drunk with power.

Even if I tried to be my dad, it would be a mediocre, slightly embarrassing version.

With doing the movies I've done I don't think I would be half the person I am today.

I wish you would be more true to your demographic profile. Life is confusing enough.

Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it.

One piece of good sense would be more memorable than a monument as high as the moon.

I hoped there would be a better process. But it is final -- I will not participate .

How foolish it would be if women did not obey men. The world would be all confusion!

I always imagine that if I met Dr. Seuss, he would be very similar to Crispin Glover.

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.

I am not out to destroy Microsoft, that would be a completely unintended side effect.

For me to go into politics would be like sending a virgin into a house of ill-repute.

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