Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die.
Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow.
To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.
Work as though you would live forever, and live as though you would die today. Go another mile!
When you're a stand-up comic, you live and die by what you say on stage. There's no director or writer or producer who can tell you what to say and not to say. Once in a while, a club owner will ask a comic to work clean, or not say something, but that's few and far between.