There are so many responsible, nice, kind guys out there. Why marry a fixer-upper?

Women are perfectly well aware that the more they seem to obey the more they rule.

I'm a heroine addict. I need to have sex with women who have saved someone's life.

Feminism is not just about women; it's about letting all people lead fuller lives.

And I think women have come a very, very long way, but they have a long way to go.

Woman is like the reed which bends to every breeze, but breaks not in the tempest.

Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.

You can say what you like about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.

The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time.

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.

Men and women are like right and left hands; it doesn't make sense not to use both.

The story of the human race is the story of men and women selling themselves short.

No sensible man ever engages, unprepared, in a fencing match of words with a woman.

Friends tell each other the truth, and then friends stick around for the aftermath.

Loving a thing is shallow, only if you don't deeply appreciate its emotional value.

I will not say that women have no character; rather, they have a new one every day.

A woman of many talents. And intelligent, too. He'd probably have to kill her soon.

I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights of art.

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.

A woman set on anything will walk right through the moral crockery without wincing.

I decided it is better to scream. . . . Silence is the real crime against humanity.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

It is a mark of many famous people that they cannot part with their brightest hour.

A good woman's arms round a man's neck is a lifebelt thrown out to him from heaven.

The most virtuous women have something within them, something that is never chaste.

Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

Without question, women can act with bravery, foresight, and tactical intelligence.

We don't love a woman for what she says, we like what she says because we love her.

If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.

A little more matriarchy is what the world needs, and I know it. Period. Paragraph.

[to a teenage girl] Resolve to be economically independent before you marry anyone.

A man running after a hat is not half so ridiculous as a man running after a woman.

A lot of people do what we call neurotic things in order to repair their childhood.

When women are supposed to be quiet, a talkative woman is a woman who talks at all.

The truest expression of a people is in its dances and its music. Bodies never lie.

Our sex still strikes an awe upon the brave, And only cowards dare affront a woman.

I've had an exciting time; I married for love and got a little money along with it.

I'm going home the old way with a light hand on the reins making the long approach.

You can send women to the Moon or Mars later. First, provide sanitary pads to them.

Be beautiful if you can, wise if you want to, but be respected - that is essential.

Women have always been strong; women have been capable and able and amazing at life.

Ladies, like variegated tulips, show 'Tis to their changes half their charms we owe.

Nature has given women so much power that the law has very wisely given them little.

Every woman should eat for the long run so she can manage the short stops of crisis.

You should not propose marriage until you have resolved your feelings about your ex.

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

Greta Garbo: A deer in the body of a woman, living resentfully in the Hollywood zoo.

Women will not, for many a year, perhaps never, descend again to the status of toys.

To rebel against being born a woman seemed as foolish to her as to take pride in it.

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