I want all hellions to quit puffing that hell fume in God's clean air.

Smells are surer than sounds or sights To make your heartstrings crack.

Since love is folly, a foolish woman is more dangerous than a wise one.

Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

Being alone is almost always preferable to being with the wrong person.

So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war!

We grow neither better or worse as we get old, but more like ourselves.

If God made anything better than women, I think he kept it for himself.

Honor women! they entwine and weave heavenly roses in our earthly life.

That's your life. Get used to it. Don't get mad at me- you married him.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Wit and woman are two frail things, and both the frailer by concurring.

It's not unusual for kids in their twenties to be mad at their parents.

I'm not interested in being a wife. I'm interested in being an empress.

I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.

Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.

Women are naturally secretive, and they like to do their own secreting.

The woman who knows and fulfils her duty realizes her dignified status.

After women, flowers are the most lovely thing God has given the world.

I regard the whole of my life as having been lived in an anxious world.

Women are special custodians of all that is pure and religious in life.

If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time.

I go for two kinds of men. The kind with muscles, and the kind without.

I guess I was a bad boy... Yes, yes, I've had lots of women in my life.

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women?

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.

If you tell anything to a woman ... it's like putting it in the papers.

I don't want to play only Latin women. I want to have roles in English.

It was tough trying to figure out how to put on all the women's clothes.

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

I figure if a girl wants to be a legend, she should go ahead and be one.

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.

Having money is rather like being a blond. It is more fun but not vital.

Men have reacted very negatively to the power that is inherent in women.

In New York City, everyone is an exile, none more so than the Americans.

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space?

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

I believe in practicing prudence at least once every two or three years.

Do not doubt a woman's power to aid; no toil Can daunt a pure affection.

Those men get along best with women who can get along best without them.

That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

O lady, nobility is thine, and thy form is the reflection of thy nature!

Yes, I'm a feminist, because I see all women as smart, gifted and tough.

Women, ever since there have been women, have had a way of being people.

Many women long for what eludes them, and like not what is offered them.

Brains are an asset to the woman in love who's smart enough to hide 'em.

The minute more than two people know a secret, it is no longer a secret.

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