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There are only two types of women - goddesses and doormats.
Women have been sexual slaves for most of recorded history.
Stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.
God, why didn't you make Woman first - when you were fresh?
The most conventional statements are both true and welcome.
If you want to catch trout, don't fish in a herring barrel.
The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose.
But what is woman? Only one of nature's agreeable blunders.
It's no fun to be a bluestocking in a family of jockstraps.
The naked truth is always better than the best-dressed lie.
For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.
Women belong in the bedroom and the kitchen, in that order.
Women that are the least bashful are often the most modest.
No man knows more about women than I do, and I know nothing.
A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
Women more than men can strip war of its glamour and its out
The only really happy folk are married women and single men.
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.
Women may be the one group that grows more radical with age.
Guitars are like women. You'll never get them totally right.
Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same.
A woman should be like a single flower, not a whole bouquet.
Never try to outsmart a woman, unless you are another woman.
Childbearing is glorified in part because women die from it.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
You don't become what you want, you become what you believe.
A woman's perfume tells more about her than her handwriting.
If I can't have too many truffles, I'll do without truffles.
We're nowhere near democracy. I've been released, that's all.
Women are not supposed to have uteruses, especially in poems.
A woman's guess is much more accurate than a man's certainty.
Numbers don't lie. Women lie, men lie, but numbers don't lie.
Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?
Adornment is never anything except a reflection of the heart.
May God always keep us this way In peace, love and affection.
Everything we see in the world is the creative work of women.
Where is it written that a smart woman can't also be stacked?
Women like to sit down with trouble - as if it were knitting.
Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.
Who can make a more effective appeal to the heart than woman?
Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success.
The entire being of a woman is a secret which should be kept.
As long as she is wise and good, a girl has sufficient dowry.
Women have been brought up much like slaves, that is, to lie.
I should be so lucky to be a misfit. I aspire to be a misfit.
It does no good to be right, if what you're craving is wrong.
To be a hero or a heroine, one must give an order to oneself.
Being "in love" shouldn't cause stress; it should relieve it.
Modern women ... they don't sew your pockets ... forget that.
Take time as it comes, the wind as it blows, woman as she is.