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If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.
Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.
Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
If you want to be thought a liar, always tell the truth
True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.
Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
I look for fun and smarts - a witty, strong sexy woman.
I have a love interest in every one of my films: a gun.
There is nothing stronger in the world than gentleness.
Nothing uses up alcohol faster than political argument.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is.
I would tell the world that Shahrukh is the better actor
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Promise, large promise, is the soul of an advertisement.
This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
In war it does not matter who is right, but who is left.
If you want to be witty, say what you think at all times
I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.
I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
This shirt is "dry-clean only"... Which means it's dirty.
Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
When children are doing nothing, they are doing mischief.
Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?
A genius is one who can do anything except make a living.
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.