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Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths.
No one knows what's next, but everybody does it.
There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.
Plurality is not to be posited without necessity.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Your Highness, I have no need of this hypothesis.
Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
Truth, when witty, is the wittiest of all things.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
You never find yourself until you face the truth.
Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly.
I'm not bisexual, I'm tri-sexual. I try everything
The last woman I was in was the Statue of Liberty.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.
I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
All science is either physics or stamp collecting.
Glenda Adams has written a wicked and witty novel.
The English never draw a line without blurring it.
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo.
Melancholy men, of all others, are the most witty.
Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
I'd like to live as a poor man with lots of money.
I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.
I'm afraid of the dark,and suspicious of the light.
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.
Why do they call it "rush hour" when nothing moves?
Every age has a keyhole to which its eye is pasted.
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.