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You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
Communism is like one big phone company.
For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Men have become the tools of their tools.
You're only as good as your last haircut.
I think I am, therefore, I am... I think.
A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.
I have been laid up with intentional flu.
A poem is never finished, only abandoned.
He treats me like the dirt under my feet.
There are no facts, only interpretations.
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.
I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.
The only real laughter comes from despair.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
It's never just a game when you're winning.
If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
No one can earn a million dollars honestly.
The greatest risk is to risk nothing at all
The devil's most devilish when respectable.
I'm for whatever gets you through the night
"Yes, but that's our strongest weak point."
Pornography is in the loin of the beholder.
The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
The truth is more important than the facts.
Every woman should have a purse of her own.
No man knows he is young while he is young.
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
If a man does his best, what else is there?
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
Come on in girls, and leave all hope behind.
Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.