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How every fool can play upon the word!
Wit has as few true judges as painting.
If folly disappeared, wit would starve.
Puns are the droppings of soaring wits.
[The Cretans have] more wit than words.
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.
I enjoy my pettiness with a dose of wit.
Wit is a dangerous talent in friendship.
Irreverence is easy - whats hard is wit.
You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
Wit is the refractory pupil of judgment.
Americans just don't understand dry wit.
Where there is a will there's a law suit.
Irreverence is easy - what's hard is wit.
Wit does not take the place of knowledge.
A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.
And wit's the noblest frailty of the mind.
Wit is the unexpected copulation of ideas.
What quick wit is found in sudden straits!
Those who object to wit are envious of it.
There's many a man has more hair than wit.
Wit loses its point when dipped in malice.
What is perfectly true is perfectly witty.
Wit is an unexpected explosion of thought.
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
The life of a wit is a warfare upon earth.
Wit is an explosion of the compound spirit.
There's many a man hath more hair than wit.
Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.
The banalities of a great man pass for wit.
The true touchstone of wit is the impromptu.
Let each man have the wit to go his own way.
Muster your wits; stand in your own defence.
Many live by their wits but few by their wit.
Ev'n wit's a burthen, when it talks too long.
I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled.
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
You cannot fashion a wit out of two half-wits.
Perfect simplicity is unconsciously audacious.
You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.
Scattered wits take a long time in picking up.
Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
Wit is, in fact, the eloquence of indifference.
Who would not give up wit for power and beauty?
A thing well said will be wit in all languages.
He thought he was a wit, and he was half right.
Wit saves us from being swallowed whole by life.
Mockery is often the result of a poverty of wit.
A proverb is one man's wit and all men's wisdom.