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And don't forget, a prisoner's wife must always think good thoughts.
Reagan is doing to the country what he can no longer do to his wife.
Here lies my wife: here let her lie! Now she's at rest, and so am I.
I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
My first priority is to my wife, as hers is to me, and to our child.
No wife can endure a gambling husband; unless he is a steady winner.
Never take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
I am so glad my wife tolerates me. And we have three wonderful sons.
Middle age is the time of life that a man first notices in his wife.
I admit that Mendeleev has two wives, but I have only one Mendeleev.
I'd like to thank my wife, Anna. I love you more than rainbows, baby
I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.
Love or not, I wouldn't subject a wife to the road. It's punishment.
My wife has to be the worst cook. In my house, we pray after we eat.
Satan probably wouldn't have talked so big if God had been his wife.
My wife always has a splitting archetype whenever I want to have sex.
Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.
I'm very close with Bob and his lovely, fabulous wife Catherine, too.
I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife.
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
We are forever asking Nature whether it has stopped beating its wife.
I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.
Time turns the old days to derision, Our loves into corpses or wives.
Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.
I am happy! I'm leaving on a trip and my wife is staying in Bulgaria.
I never dated much. I dated one girl before my wife, and that was it.
Pitches are like wives, you never know how they're going to turn out.
It's deep passion for my wife that really makes me vulnerable to her.
Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife?
I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there.
Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.
One thing my wife says is bad about me is that I still care too much.
Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign
My wife thinks I'm very hot. She tells me that every couple of weeks.
If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.
If ever wife was happy in a man, compare with me, ye women if you can.
Kids and family life are only as good as your wife, and she's amazing.
I try to be a good shiksa wife. I go to Central Synagogue in New York.
I'm leaving because I want to spend more time with my wife in Chicago.
My wife has her stuff and her taste, and I have my stuff and my taste.
My best friend ran away with my wife, and let me tell you, I miss him.
I was raised by strong women, and that DNA is in my daughter and wife.
Do you not want to know who has taken it?" cried his wife impatiently.
If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.
Men of sense, whatever you may choose to say, do not want silly wives.
I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip