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One of those Christmas songs says, "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout." How's my wife going to get along?
When one is consumed by the sorrows of life, three things give him relief: offspring, a wife, and the company of the Lord's devotees.
Love ranges from just fascination to something almost spiritual. In the case with my wife Barbara it just keeps growing all the time.
When I got Trophy Wife, the first fear is, This could go away; the second is, Its here and I love it; I hope it gets a second season.
Johnny Carson is a comedian who is seen every night in millions of bedrooms all over America...and that's why his last wife left him.
I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always there to help.
I have a great wife and it's very easy to be romantic because it makes her happy and then my life is so much better when she's happy.
Sex suppressed will go berserk, But it keeps us all alive. It's a wonderful change from wives and work And it ends at half past five.
Would it not grieve a woman to be over-mastered by a piece of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marle?
If you are a married man resident in Cuba, you cannot get a passport to go to the next town without your wife's permission in writing.
That question in marriage is mutual submission, really - the next verse goes on: "husbands love your wife as Christ loves the Church."
A friendship with a woman is not a sin. (It's) a friendship. A romantic relationship with a woman who is not your wife, that is a sin.
I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.
I want to feel better. My wife says she likes me not drinking, not so many highs, so many lows, I don't lose temper, I'm more patient.
I'll never forget what it was like to hold my wife and children again, to know that I was home, to know that I had managed to survive.
Wouldn't Ponochio II be a great musical, now that he has to face the real world and get a wife... job. Now he wants to be a toy again.
I see a lot of marriages crash and burn around me and my wife. I've always been curious about how hard it is to love well and be loved.
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.
A gentleman who had been very unhappy in marriage, married immediately after his wife died; it was the triumph of hope over experience.
A wife is to submit graciously to the servant leadership of her husband even as the church willingly submits to the headship of Christ.
Husbands and wives, first, be faithful to each other. Second, keep the romance going all of your life by courting each other every day.
I enjoy going back and forth between plays and novels. It`s like having a wife and a mistress. Books are the wife; plays, the mistress.
No matter what anybody says, relationships are based on physical attraction. The first time I saw my wife, it was pure animal whatever.
We can change our wives,” he said. “We can change our jobs, our nationalities and even our religions, but we can never change our team.
Fiction was invented the day Jonas arrived home and told his wife that he was three days late because he had been swallowed by a whale.
We are given two of most of our body parts, either opposites or similarities, but not the tongue; except for my wife's which is forked.
I grew up Catholic and still feel a lot of Catholic guilt. But my wife is not religious so we're not raising our daughters religiously.
It is too much for a husband to have a wife who is a coquette and sanctimonious as well; she should select only one of those qualities.
My wife is my protector. Without her, I'm nothing. She wants to please me, and I want to please her. We've been together over 53 years.
Success, and even life itself, wouldn't be worth anything if I didn't have my wife and children by my side. They mean everything to me.
What is there in the vale of lifeHalf so delightful as a wife;When friendship, love and peace combineTo stamp the marriage-bond divine?
My wife and I had an argument last week that was so stupid, that it bears repeating. My wife collects twist ties...welcome to my world.
My wife is - in the strictest sense - my sole companion, and I need no other. There is no vacancy in my mind any more than in my heart.
...went to a bar for a few drinks. The bartender asked what I wanted. "Surprise me", I said. So he showed me a naked picture of my wife.
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."
I'm not the most emotionally attuned guy in the world. My wife says that me writing about emotion is like Gandhi writing about gluttony.
My wife and I like to go to church if we're in town. On Sundays, I try to be as chill as I can, whether I'm watching golf or barbecuing.
I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger their new wives get.
I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There is water in the carburetor." I said, "Where's the car?" She said, "In the lake."
I believe that because I had obtained a wife who was made up of wife-signs (beauty, charm, softness, perfume, cookery) I had found love.
I met my wife, Jennifer, while sitting next to her on the airplane on the way to England. I was heading to Oxford as a Marshall scholar.
My wife would say I'm not romantic at all, but I would say that I'm the ultimate romancer because I write about... life being brilliant.
You're asking somebody who has a wife and is really happily married, 'So, what's your next wife going to be like?' And I'm like, 'What?'
It is hard for me to believe that any husband and wife are really happy together. And to have thee say you are is an unspeakable comfort.
Trump is a little tone-deaf to the average American. He unveiled his slogan this week: 'Are you better off than you were four wives ago?'
Commuter - one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.
My wife said to me: 'If you won the lottery, would you still love me?' I said: 'Of course I would. I'd miss you, but I'd still love you.'
In the marriage union, the independence of the husband and wife will be equal, their dependence mutual, and their obligations reciprocal.
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.