I love 'Husbands and Wives,' Woody Allen's movie. It's like one of my all-time favorites. I could watch it over and over again.

This man's wife told him, "For Christmas, surprise me." On Christmas Eve he leaned over where she was sleeping and said, "Boo!"

My affection for Taiwan... is witnessed by everyone. My wife is Taiwanese and I am a son-in-law of Taiwan. I am half Taiwanese.

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

..but it seemed to him that the tie between husband and wife, if breakable in prosperity, should be indissoluble in misfortune.

I do prime time network shows like 'Blue Bloods.' I've done 'Fringe,' I've done 'The Good Wife,' done a lot of 'The Mentalist.'

I love my children and I love my wife with all my heart. And I would die, die gladly, if that would make a better life for them.

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

I feel quite safe and isolated in Germany. My wife is very well known there. But I am only looked at when I am holding her hand.

Diamanda Galás, the avant-weird performance artist... 'The devil's wife,' someone calls her. Faith No More loves Diamanda Galás.

one tends to suspect others of what one is guilty of oneself. The unfaithful wife is quick to suspect the husband of infidelity.

My wife and I don't have kids and people are down on us about it. But we're just not wired that way, so don't tell me I have to.

I'm a polygamist. I can afford to have as many wives as I can afford to have. All Africans believe in it. My dad has four wives.

It was not the house that grew dull, but I that grew dull in it. My wife was better than all women, and yet I could not feel it.

I like Mercedes because my wife has been in two big accidents and emerged without a scratch, thanks to the safety of these cars.

Not watching TV gets me in a lot of trouble in my household because my wife and daughter have a lot of shows they like to watch.

I heard someone say the other day that they thought it was sexier to call someone their fiance instead of their husband or wife.

I'm able to support my wife and family off of gymnastics. But at the same time I do take it very seriously - it is a job for me.

Chocolate Kinder from Germany. My wife is from Germany and once I tasted them I was scared I would have to fight at heavyweight.

When a man induces his wife to turn suspicious thoughts against her own father, then that is surely cause enough for resentment.

I have three children to take care; I have a wife. My job is to take care of them, and I can say it's a pretty cool job to have.

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate.

Just to be clear, Ray Rice was not fired for beating his wife. He was fired because a video of him beating his wife was released.

I was lucky to have my wife as the art director, and it turned out to be quite something - a great success. I'm very proud of it.

The husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the Head of the Church. And the wife is there to bless and support and help him.

And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't get into the wine."

I am done with the hour-long [true crime] shows: "She was a happy married wife. Everything was perfect. Until the trip to Aruba."

Contrary to what people say, my wife never turned me away from the presidency. She told me to reflect on it and do what I wanted.

I understand the phrase "Honor the Women" all too well: the poet has probably a wife of his own, but he prefers to honor another.

My wife once said that if men had to worry about who was going to clean up the mess, there'd be a lot less violence in the world.

When a Roman was returning from a trip, he used to send someone ahead to let his wife know, so as not to surprise her in the act.

My wife likes history and documentaries, but I'm not so keen on them. I generally go and do some work if there's one of those on.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

When you have a wife who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed - that's the finest I know.

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.

If ye loved him, he must ha' been a good man.' 'Yes, he...was.' 'Then I shall do my best to honor his spirit by serving his wife.

I thought being on stage was an amazing feeling, but there is nothing that can top watching my wife bring our son into this world.

To tell about a drunken muzhik's beating his wife is incomparably harder than to compose a whole tract about the 'woman question.'

The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you.

I made an impulse buy of a house in Maine to make my wife happy and now have gone back into debt and it's all started over for me.

I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a house in Spain; that is my luxury.

All male writers, incidentally, no matter how broke or otherwise objectionable, have pretty wives. Somebody should look into this.

I do love Christmas, although my wife puts me to shame. She is a huge Christmas fan, so we do love us some Christmas in our house.

A husband who submits to his wife's yoke is justly held an object of ridicule. A woman's influence ought to be entirely concealed.

My wife was my greatest asset. I didn't marry her until after World War II, but she has complemented me in every job I've ever had

One might say I have decided to marry the silence of the forest. The sweet dark warmth of the whole world will have to be my wife.

People who are so dreadfully "devoted" to their wives are so apt, from mere habit, to get devoted to other people's wives as well.

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable… .

My wife obviously would like to have her husband right next to her. I keep telling her inshaAllah we will be together in paradise.

A wife is not a man's shadow or subordinate, but his other self, his "helper," in a sense which no other creature on earth can be.

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