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I think my friends wife has been banging a black guy. Because they just had a baby. And the baby had a hole in it.
Let wife and child perish, and lay bricks for your last crust, rather than part with an iota of your [copy]rights.
A real man loves and respects his wife and is not only a good father but a man that his kids want to call 'Daddy.'
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband.
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
Why did Mitt Romney strap his dog to the roof of his car? Could it be because his station wagon was full of wives?
Of all hatreds that the world produces, a wife's hatred for her husband, when she does hate him, is the strongest.
My wife Victoria Harwood was art director on 'Far North,' and she had designed my student film, 'The Sheep Thief.'
I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected. Common traditional saying: Caesar's wife must be above suspicion.
I don't write about certain arguments I have with my wife. I'd get my head torn off if wrote about certain things.
I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez.
MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.
I may not have hands to hold my wife’s hands, but I don’t need hands to hold her heart. That’s what I’m gonna hold.
A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies.
I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage.
Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother.
My wife's income allowed me to do what I really loved. I realized that women's liberation is men's liberation, too.
I know I'm talented, but I wasn't put here to sing. I was put here to be a wife and a mom and look after my family.
I feel about John's gospel like I feel about my wife; I love her very much, but I wouldn't claim to understand her.
I unfortunately don't speak French, but my wife is now fluent in English, which really reflects rather badly on me.
There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
I've always been passionate about what I do and want to do it well, ... My wife says she's a widow to the computer.
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
I am writing Parsifal only for my wife - if I had to depend on the German spirit, I should have nothing more to say.
I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.
She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.
After you play husband and wife on camera multiple times, it becomes easy to be husband and wife off camera as well.
I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed.
…the designation of wife in India, of the Hindu wife, is higher and grander than that of Empress. She is called Devi
I made a terrible mistake last Christmas. My wife made me swear that I wouldn't give her a fancy gift. And I didn't.
It is no religion to have for one's wife a girl who is fit only to sit in one's lap, it is the height of irreligion.
If President Young wants my wives I will give them to him without a grumble, and he can take them whenever he likes.
Critics who attack my wife bug me. It makes me want to pay 'em a visit so I could give 'em a good punch in the nose.
I don't necessarily recommend directing your husband or wife in a film, but if you have to do it, you have to do it.
My wife will tell you that if you feel my hands before I walk on for a performance, you could chill a bottle of wine.
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise.
If they lost the incredible conviction that they can change their wives or husbands, marriage would collapse at once.
He who has found a good wife has found great happiness, but a quarrelsome woman is like a roof that lets in the rain.
The best friend will probably acquire the best wife, because a good marriage is founded on the talent for friendship.
Henry Colbert, the miller, always breakfasted with his wife--beyond that he appeared irregularly at the family table.
I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough.
Alexander Graham Bell's wife, who said to Alex on their wedding night, Your three minutes are up. Never got a dinner!
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife.
'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.
The house wife is an unpaid employee in her husband's house in return for the security of being a permanent employee.
Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me.
I'm human viagra. I'm Willagra. I'm a sex machine now. I'm raring to go every second of the day. My wife's loving it.
The second wife [Trudi Bernstein] - the best part of that union, our two daughters, and that lasted about five years.