You know you're getting older when you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.

I'm completely Americanized - I have an American accent, an American wife - but a residue of me is foreign.

I go gladly to my wife and boy, and I leave this world at peace with every one in it and at peace with God.

To take a wife merely as an agreeable and rational companion, will commonly be found to be a grand mistake.

On a related subject, Signore Pazzi, I must confess to you: I'm giving serious thought to eating your wife.

For my wife and I, the challenge is to not make every day the best day possible because it's not realistic.

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.

The loveliest Muse in the world does not feed her owner; these girls make fine mistresses but terrible wives

However near and dear to you may be your wife, children, friends, they are not you; they are outside of you.

My wife and I look for ways to always support the troops, including sending care packages regularly to them.

There are many things you shouldn't measure. Don't, for example, try to measure how much you love your wife!

I have often thought that less is expected of the president of a great corporation than of an American wife.

A man is in general better pleased when he has a good dinner upon his table, than when his wife talks Greek.

... happy husbands and wives can hear each other say the same thing over and over again without being tired.

I haven't been faithful to my wife. Our marriage has been tainted with my infidelities. I was irresponsible.

My wife is beginning to instruct me on means to retrieve dreams, and bit by bit, it does seem to be working.

You are criticizing me for my fashion statement. My wife keeps on criticizing me for my blank bank statement

When I could have used a wife, I could not support one; and when I could support one, I no longer needed any

My wife and I are involved in writing/publishing/promotion twenty-four/seven. It isn't a day job; it's life.

From yon blue heaven above us bent, The grand old gardener and his wife Smile at the claims of long descent.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

We live in a flat; my wife would be happy if we had a house with stairs. Or a little cottage in the country.

An ugly woman, married to King Henry VIII, would have defied the axe and daunted her husband's infidelities.

What no wife of a writer can ever understand...is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window.

Well I live in Vienna with my wife and son, and I teach in Hamburg, there will be no changes in that respect.

Wealth, a friend, a wife, and a kingdom may be regained; but this body when lost may never be acquired again.

Husbands and wives quarrel a lot more than anyone thinks, and it's oftener about little things than big ones.

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.

Animals generally return the love you lavish on them by a swift bite in passing-not unlike friends and wives.

I don't shop online, but my wife buys everything at home. We buy sea crabs, fresh crabs, all kinds of things.

I'm not a person - and my wife also - we don't really go to the beach or anything like that. We go to cities.

A woman who loves her husband is merely paying her bills. A woman who loves her lover gives alms to the poor.

No man knows what the wife of his bosom is until he has gone with her through the fiery trials of this world.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

I was never fearful or scared. I knew God had me and my wife and children knew it as well so we just marched.

She's my wife, not my girlfriend. Maybe for her it is better. For me, she's still the same girl, just my wife

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.

The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.

A wife should no more take her husband's name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost

I've probably said that in every feature I've been in. I've been repeatedly defined as the girlfriend or wife.

As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.

Much contention and strife will arise in that house where the wife shall get up dissatisfied with her husband.

I'm so lucky, I'm just really grateful for what I've got around me - children and my wife and everything else.

Footballers wives are like leeches, feeding off their partners success. I don't want to be a footballer's wife.

Unless you intend your wife to be a true missionary, not merely a wife, home-maker, and friend, do not join us.

She is a winsome wee thing, She is a handsome wee thing, She is a bonny wee thing, This sweet wee wife o' mine.

If anyone tells me I'm fat, I say, - That's because every time I make love to your wife, she gives me a biscuit

Marriage is anti-romantic - husband and wife are terms like 'turkey' and 'goose.' Worse, they denote ownership.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.

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