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A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.
A husband should tell his wife everything that he is sure she will find out, and before anyone else does.
I have never been a social lion; I was misidentified as one because I have a very attractive second wife.
The cafe was called Tattoos. The fella who owned it didn't have any tattoos... but we never saw his wife.
A man doesn't have vacation problems: his boss tells him when to take them, and his wife tells him where.
My mother still calls me Jim and that is about it. Everyone else calls me Lee. My wife calls me whatever.
I don't have friends, I have thousands of acquaintances. No friends. I figured I had a wife and children.
The parting of a husband and wife is like the cleaving of a heart; one half will flutter here, one there.
In traditional societies, nature was seen as one’s wife, but the modern West turned it into a prostitute.
My wife is the kind of girl who will not go anywhere without her mother, and her mother will go anywhere.
Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.
My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!
How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days?
I have taken a wife, I have sold my sovereignty for a dowry. [Lat., Uxorem accepi, dote imperium vendidi.]
Oh well, I will say here, knowing each man, let you find a good wife too, and love her as hard as you can.
My wife and I have spent half our lives, half our adult lives, trying to save special parts of California.
Fortune does not change men, it unmasks them. —SUZANNE NECKER, WIFE OF JACQUES NECKER, MINISTER OF FINANCE
I prize being just a normal dude that wakes up, goes to work, comes home to his wife - like, quite boring.
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
I hoped that, you know, France wouldn't mind about, you know, the wife of their president to having a job.
Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded.
He who enjoys a good neighbor, said the Greeks, has a precious possession. Same goes for neighbour's wife.
I used to bicycle to work across the George Washington Bridge, but my wife told me it wasn't professional.
I certainly had my years as an out of work actor but I was married with a baby. My wife was supporting us.
Now, I am thrilled to be a wife and mother, and I hope to be as good of a mother as my own mother, Carole.
I wish I had been a better mother and a more compassionate and understanding wife in both of my marriages.
Never let a domestic quarrel ruin a day's writing. If you can't start the day fresh, get rid of your wife.
What is the value of sticking a microphone in a man's face right after he has learned of his wife's death?
Gamesters and highwaymen are generally very good to their whores, but they are very devils to their wives.
The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling. I hope I am ready.
Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal... unless she's really attractive.
I dragged my wife from our honeymoon in Africa and landed her in Ontario, Canada, when it was -40 degrees.
Lot, who said to his wife as she was being turned into a pillar of salt, Stop shaking! Never got a dinner!
You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite.
Judith took a deep breath. "Aye, you captured Iain's wife," she said again. "But he married your daughter.
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.
A lot of times [in the movie industry], women are relegated to playing the wife or girlfriend or daughter.
As I grow older I spend more time with my wife, and gradually my interest in the woman's world is growing.
These articles subscribed, if I continue to endure you a little longer, I may by degrees dwindle into wife.
My wife and I are living large in our beloved Miami and I'm working on the things that are important to me.
I shouldn't tell jokes about my wife. she's attached to a machine that keeps her alive... The refrigerator.
My wife says I spend my life trying to teach white folks. I'm not so sure I'm proud of it, but she's right.
I take pride in my life-my wife, my family. I try my best not to have football define the person that I am.
My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she's as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
My wife being a trainer helps, because when I'm at home, everything we keep at the house is pretty healthy.
I'm married. My wife, Stella - a beautiful woman. She's brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom.
I keep working mainly because my wife and I spend most of our time touring the country doing our own plays.
As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.
How happy a thing were a wedding, And a bedding, If a man might purchase a wife For a twelvemonth and a day