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I tell ya, it's tough to save a buck. Right now I'm supporting two fighters. My wife and her mother.
I am to gratify his pleasure and nurse his child, I am a piece of household furniture, I am a woman.
You wear out a good wholesome forenoon in hearing a cause between an orange wife and a fosset-seller.
There is no other person on the face of this planet that I would rather sit and talk to than my wife.
I wake up to my three dogs and my wife in bed and the kids, and those are the best gifts that I have.
The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress.
There is nothing a Man of good Sense dreads so much in a Wife, as her having more Sense than himself.
Let the husband render to his wife the affection owed her, and likewise also the wife to her husband.
Those who don't have a wife should sublimate their sexual energies with outdoor sports or long walks.
Life was good to me. I had a great wife, good kids, money, my own health -- and I'm lonely and bored.
There was no use in trying to emancipate a wife who had not the dimmest notion that she was not free.
A loving wife will do anything for her husband except stop criticizing him and trying to improve him.
High status males had multiple wives or additional mating opportunities in the ancestral environment.
A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.
Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her.
My credibility is zero. My wife claims she can go before any judge at any time and have me committed.
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
My wife and I are always concerned about how long it's going to take to eat out. You just don't know.
I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.
Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.
She was the first woman who left me. (on his former wife, Rachel Hunter, shortly after their break-up)
I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.
Newt Gingrich had a horrible week in the Iowa caucuses. Only 13 percent of his ex-wives voted for him.
King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
Baseball is important, but it's about fifth place behind my kids, my wife and the health of my family.
I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week.
Don't you know, that all wives are in the right? It may be you don't, for you are yet a young husband.
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
Man and wife were supposed to stay together because they'd made their vows in front of God and family.
A virtuous name is the precious only good, for which queens and peasants' wives must contest together.
No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.
Someone stole all my credit cards, but I won't be reporting it. The thief spends less than my wife did
What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bee and he told me about the butcher and my wife.
If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.
I believe a woman, in order to be a good wife, must be (among other things) both sensual and maternal.
Ever since I met [my wife], my life has been different. I have what I want. I have my Jewel in Millie.
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.
It's all right to tell a wife the brutal truth, but you've got to go sort of easy with your lady-love.
My wife's not some doobie to be passed around! I took a vow on our wedding day to bogart her for life.
Your reputation is what people say about you. Your character is what God and your wife know about you.
If you are the wife of a governor or the wife of a vice president, I think you can be prepared for it.
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.
I'm a hopeless mother; a hopeless wife; I have to try harder. I'm just a pathetic case history, really.
Let us our lives, our souls, Our debts, our careful wives, Our children, and our sins, lay on the King!
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
I saw my role as prime minister's wife as being human towards other humans and not treating them badly.
Between husband and wife friendship seems to exist by nature, for man is naturally disposed to pairing.
My wife keeps me sharp. You know, she ain't going to let me get comfortable with this "Ice Cube" stuff.
Universities hire professors the way some men choose wives - they want the ones the others will admire.
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.