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I asked my wife if she would put out the garbage. she said why should I you never put out for me.

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army.

I have two children. I have a Down syndrome child whom I love very much, and my wife that I love.

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

Everybody all over the world takes a wife's estimate into account in forming an opinion of a man.

Among the Tibetans, one wife has many husbands, because men are too poor to support a whole wife.

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes.

And I, Nephi, took one of the daughters of Ishmael to wife.' Well Mr. Go-And-Do just went and did!

A thrifty housewife is better than a great income. A good wife and health are a man's best wealth.

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife.

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'

My wife says 90% of sex occurs between the ears. But I need a girl who can blow more just my mind.

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

The understanding smile of an old wife to her husband is one of the loveliest things in the world.

He was a dreamer, a thinker, a speculative philosopher... or, as his wife would have it, an idiot.

Trying to describe what I do in prayer would be like telling the world how I make love to my wife.

I had a happy marriage and a nice wife. I accomplished everything you can. What more can you want?

In the husband wisedome, in the wife gentlenesse. [In the husband wisdom, in the wife gentleness.]

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.

I know it can be dangerous, but I love racing. I worry my wife, but she knows it's important to me.

I can't come up with the titles. My wife hates my titles. She doesn't even want to know about them.

I don't ask my wife to face Michael Holding, so there's no reason why I should be changing nappies.

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay.

The most memorable is always the current one. The rest just merge into a sea of blondes. (On wives)

I wish I believed I'd see my parents again, see my wife again. But I know it's not going to happen.

I'm very blessed that I have such a supportive wife who is secure with letting me embarrass myself.

This is the bar your content has to clear on social: "Are you more interesting to me than my wife?"

To make a happy fireside clime To weans and wife, That's the true pathos and sublime Of human life.

The only way I get back to my center is either by talking to my wife or by spending time by myself.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

I am reminded every day of my life, if not by events, then by my wife, that I am not a perfect man.

DDP, while your in the hospital screaming in pain, your wife will be on her back screaming my name!

I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success.

It is sometimes essential for a husband and a wife to quarrel - they get to know each other better.

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives.

The Muse but serv'd to ease some friend, not wife, / To help me through this long disease, my life.

Finding a good band is Iike finding a good wife. You got to keep trying till you find the right one.

An ex-wife is a woman with a crick in the neck from looking back over her shoulder at her matrimony.

I actually believe in simplicity as a way of life. My wife and I are considering moving into a yurt!

I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking 'cause my wife left me.

An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.

I eat innocent meat, the house wife I will beat, the prolife I will kill. What you won't do, I will.

Some of the wives didn't keep up with the program. It started breaking apart during the Apollo days.

My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.

It is as foolish to make experiments upon the constancy of a friend, as upon the chastity of a wife.

When my hair is long enough to be cut, I go to my wife's hairdresser, and she generally pays for it.

A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life.

I know it's the gentlemanly thing to let the wife file. But, then, everybody knows I'm no gentleman.

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