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I know I can still play, but it's like I told my wife, I'm just tired mentally. I'm just tired.
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
Here among my books, my wife, my friends and my loves, I have plenty of reasons to keep living.
I was with my wife for five years before we got married, so we've been together since I was 22.
My wife and I battle over home decor. My style goes from Gothic to Baroque. Hers is minimalist.
England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife.
You might as well deny 'Mormonism,' and turn away from it, as to oppose the plurality of wives.
You are sexually pure when no sexual gratification comes from anyone or anything but your wife.
For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one.
If we could survive without a wife, citizens of Rome, all of us would do without that nuisance.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
My wife can't figure out what to buy me. What do you give a man who's had everything up to here?
Mitt Romney is quite a guy. At one point he and his wife bought a zoo and fired all the animals.
no one in the whole world knows all a man's bignesses and all his littlenesses as his wife does.
We trust Hillary Clinton, my wife and I, we trust her with the most important thing in our life.
A man who has work that suits him and a wife, whom he loves, has squared his accounts with life.
Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.
After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely.
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.
Make sure you have your own life before becoming someone's wife ~spoken to Oprah in an interview
No role is more challenging, rewarding and inspiring than my real-life role as a mom and a wife.
If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy.
I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.
My wife and I really enjoy a glass of red wine. We're too old to drink cheap wine, and we don't.
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me.
I have the best husband a wife could possibly have. He's the best father my children could have.
He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed.
In love the heavens themselves do guide the state; Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.
What is instinct? It is the natural tendency in one when filled with dismay to turn to his wife.
I've never yet met a man who could look after me. I don't need a husband. What I need is a wife.
My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.
Avoid wine and women - choose a freckly-faced girl for a wife; they are invariably more amiable.
We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.
My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
[Puggles] "What population signs on willingly for slavery?" "You mean other than wives?" [Glinda]
The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak.
I co-own the ranch with my brother, and he and his wife are really the backbone of the operation.
I suppose the latest thing is to sit back and let Mr. Nobody from Nowhere make love to your wife.
The invisible carnage of the unf-ed wives and the children not being read to is just wafting out.
Well, guess what, I’m Cuban! And no self-respecting Cuban man of the era would let his wife work.
When I raced with Mercedes, I thought Id learn German. But my wife didnt want to live in Germany.
I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
I've had bad luck in my two previous marriages. The first wife left me, and the second did not.
To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.
After all is said and done, its usually the wife who has said it and the husband who has done it.
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"