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My wife, Katey Sagal, has transformed herself from a sitcom cartoon to a dramatic powerhouse.
You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife
A man blessed with a good mamma and a good wife has no right to complain about anything else.
My wife and children seem to like me quite a bit, and as long as that is true, I'm really OK.
I'm a huge fan of burgers, and they're not my wife's favorite, so we don't cook them at home.
Some women take up the law and become lawyers. Other women lay down the law and become wives.
Noah's wife, who said to Noah, Don't let the elephants watch the rabbits. Never got a dinner!
In everyday life, my wife is the most wonderful. We're in love with each other beyond belief.
Osama bin Laden was living in that compound with three wives. It's like he was Newt Gingrich.
Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers.
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.
Losing is like my ex-wife... it's a b****, and it takes a bigger man than me to live with it.
Most wives think of their husbands as bumbling braggarts with whom they happen to be in love.
One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.
My #1 driving force is my lord and savior Jesus Christ. Also my family, my wife and children.
The only reason I don't want to commit adultery is because I love my wife and I love my lord.
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
In real life I'm a poor dressmaker and a terrible cook, anything in fact but the perfect wife.
My wife says I'm making a noise like a stranded whale. I think I have a major snoring problem.
The best kind of kinky sex is to have kinky sex with your wife or husband, the person you love
What inspires me is my daughter because I want to set a good example for her, as does my wife.
…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.
Jim Bakker ripped off the bedspread and said, my wife doesn't make me feel like a man anymore.
My wife's nagging is like living near the airport. After a while you don't notice it any more.
I fully intend to make amends and get back to being a good mother, wife, daughter, and friend.
No married man's ever made up his mind until he's heard what his wife has got to say about it.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
My wife and daughter both bust me on how much I am the guy yelling at kids to get off my lawn.
Tonight I am going with my wife to a Democratic party, where we're going to...try to be happy.
I gave my wife a gift certificate for Christmas. She ran out to exchange it for a bigger size.
He that loves not his wife and children feeds a lioness at home, and broods a nest of sorrows.
You can not pluck roses without fear of thorns, Nor enjoy a fair wife without danger of horns.
Cæsar might have married her [Cleopatra], but he had a wife at home. There's always something.
It's hard making a woman your wife when you've been humpin married women for most of your life
In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage.
Husbands and wives are equal partners. They have different but complementary responsibilities.
She is a true wife who is clean (suci), expert, chaste, pleasing to the husband, and truthful.
That's what a man wants in a wife, mostly; he wants to make sure one fool tells him he's wise.
You are my true and honourable wife; As dear to me as the ruddy drops That visit my sad heart.
My wife wanted to call our daughter Sue, but I felt that in our family that is usually a verb.
A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.
Badly off as the men...were in your day, they were more fortunate than their mothers and wives.
Who doth desire that chaste his wife should be, first be he true, for truth doth truth deserve.
One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.
My wife was fitted with a coil. For about 18 months I hated it! She used to pick up CB signals.
First ladies throughout our history have been expected to be adoring wives and perfect mothers.
I don't do much cooking, but one of my favorite dishes to eat is my wife's macaroni and cheese.
I am a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother. I am a friend of women and I am their advocate.
Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately.
One should choose for a wife only such a woman as he would choose for a friend, were she a man.