Roy's wife of Aldivalloch, Wat ye how she cheated me, As I came o'er the braes of Balloch?

I have always maintained that a man can be as good or bad depending upon his life-partner.

I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.

I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.

Think you, if Laura had been Petrarch's wife, He would have written sonnets all his life?.

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.

It drives me nuts how I rely on my wife for everything. I can't imagine a day without her!

I teach musical theater three days a week at the school that my wife and I graduated from.

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee.

No slave is a slave to the same lengths, and in so full a sense of the word, as a wife is.

O wretched is the dame, to whom the sound, "Your lord will soon return," no phrase brings.

There's always one teacher you had a crush on; for me, it's my wife's aerobics instructor.

I have an amazing relationship with my wife, but sometimes there are arguments. It happens.

I just don`t want to be the little wife sitting at home. I want to do something worthwhile.

A husband and wife who have separate bedrooms have either drifted apart or found happiness.

The good or ill hap of a good or ill life, is the good or ill choice of a good or ill wife.

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.

I am a computer illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.

How, frequently, some murder'd man appear'd, To tell his wife and children who had done it.

She’s my wife. (Stryker) Was. You seem to have forgotten an important verb tense. (Zephyra)

If every man was as true to his country as he was to his wife, we'd be in a lot of trouble.

The first requisite for a good cup of coffee in the morning is to get your wife out of bed.

Against the advice of my wife, I endorsed Arlen Specter. I should have listened to my wife.

A man should be like a child with his wives, but if they need him, he should act like a man

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children.

For wit and judgment often are at strife, Though meant each other's aid, like man and wife.

If you want to live a happy life, don’t teach your wife how to drive a car or a motorcycle.

Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee.

Show me a husband who keeps his thoughts to himself, and I will show you a frustrated wife.

I want to be with my best friend. My best friend, my wife. Who could ask for anything more?

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women

Every night before bed, I rub my wife's feet. She says they're the best foot rubs on Earth.

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

Eccentricity may be diverting, Mama, but it is out of place in a wife: certainly in my wife!

All these years, I found that being a good wife for Jeb is my most important role, no doubt.

Your wife is always right. Very simple. I think I'm going to get it tattooed on my forehead.

The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.

I married my husband who is thirteen years older, so I will always be a trophy wife for him.

I think one thing we share [with my wife] is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.

I am a very committed wife. And I should be committed too - for being married so many times.

Madelyne, we're married now. 'Tis a usual occurrence to bed one's wife on the wedding night.

... you can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress.

What people might find surprising: I taught my wife to change diapers when we had our first.

I support myself. My wife and I together - it's all our household. I'm really proud of that.

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases.

A man's grammar, like Caesar's wife, must not only be pure, but above suspicion of impurity.

Well, my wife, Cathy Gillespie, worked for Joe Barton, who was running for Congress in 1984.

Payday at my house is like the Academy Awards. My wife says: May I have the envelope please.

Julius Caesar's wife, who said to Julius, We are not naming our son Sid! Never got a dinner!

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