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I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
Aladdin, who said to his wife, I know it's not a lamp, keep rubbing! Never got a dinner!
It is a maxim that man and wife should never have it in their power to hang one another.
My wife and I have built trust with our children and have always had open communication.
I don't believe I could work as effectively at what I do without the support of my wife.
My best idea was to not accept my wife's negative reaction when I asked her to marry me.
First of all, my wife writes half my act. I don't know how I could "steal" from my wife.
My wife, Gayle, is a wonderful musician and singer. We share music, so it's a deep bond.
Maids must be wives, and mothers, to fulfil Th' entire and holiest end of woman's being.
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
I don't have to 'freedom-kiss' my wife when what I really want to do is French-kiss her.
Happy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body
Heaven deprives me of a wife who never caused me any other grief than that of her death.
My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it.
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves.
I've had only three wives and three guitars in my life, though I've flirted with others.
Gorillaz virtually changed my wife...sorry, I mean, life...no, actually, it was my wife.
Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Cousin‟s Wife. Moses must have forgotten to write that one down
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
If I had no family, my wife and I would lead a much more romantic and nomadic existence.
Never guess your wife's size. Just buy anything marked petite and hold on to the receipt.
Long John Silver's wife, Short, who said to John, If the shoe fits... Never got a dinner!
If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?
Donald Trump's presidential campaign has been getting a lot of questions about his wife .
I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits.
Husbands and wives talk of the cares of matrimony, and bachelors and spinsters bear them.
I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me.
I've got two contracts in my life: One with my wife and the other to protect Andy Dalton.
With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Ideally if I settled down with a wife I would love to form my own troupe of mini dancers!
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend...If it weren’t for her, I’d be happy.
I am doing just fine, considering that I have triumphantly survived Nazism and two wives.
The outbreak of the war found my wife and me in Switzerland, where we were taking a cure.
A favorite cast? Lisa Kudrow, Anthony Hopkins, Gene Hackman, Morgan Freeman, and my wife.
A loving wife is better than making 50 in cricket, or even 99, beyond that I will not go.
If only I had the influence with my wife and children that I have in some other quarters!
Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much.
If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
I wont let a wife lead me to the altar. [I will not have a wife that shall be my master.]
A man ought to be able to be fond of his wife without making a fool of himself about her.
The only tough thing is admitting to my wife how much a certain article of clothing costs.
The best thing in the world [is] a strong house held in serenity where man and wife agree.
Actors come up and just blatantly hit on my wife in front of me and don't even look at me.
I called my son Jett and I wanted to call my daughter Qantas, but my wife wouldn't let me.
I'm quite an example. I have four kids, all from the same wife, all from the same husband.
The secret to a happy marriage? Do whatever your wife tells you. 'Yes, dear.' And breathe.
Let husband and wife never speak to one another in loud tones,unless the house is on fire.
My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.