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A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse.
My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.
An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.
I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.
I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working.
Every unmarried man is looking for a wife. They just don't always know it.
I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.
There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.
I would have sold my wife and children into slavery for a ride into space.
I met David Smith through my former wife, Cornelia, who'd studied with him.
If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife
My wife is Greek. I was a non-denomination Christian before we got married.
Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.
I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.
Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.
I’m quite hyper, and my wife would prefer it if I sat down and read a book.
Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.
Mothers, wives and maids, These be the tools with which priests manage men.
I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died.
Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.
A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero
Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.
My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.
I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?
Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.
My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.
My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.
My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong.
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."
I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.
All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.
My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.
Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.
Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.
I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'
My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.
So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.
If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right
My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.
Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.
Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.
The greatest resource a worship leader has is his relationship with his wife.
In 1956 I was granted the biggest reward of my career: my wife, Josée Jongen.