A man who marries at my age isn't taking a wife, he's indenturing a nurse.

My wife's hands are very beautiful. I'm going to have a bust made of them.

An extravagance is something you buy which is no earthly use to your wife.

I can't throw books away. My wife is always telling me to get rid of some.

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working.

Every unmarried man is looking for a wife. They just don't always know it.

I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.

A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife.

I would have sold my wife and children into slavery for a ride into space.

I met David Smith through my former wife, Cornelia, who'd studied with him.

If you wish the pick of men and women, take a good bachelor and a good wife

My wife is Greek. I was a non-denomination Christian before we got married.

Greater love hath no man than to attend the Episcopal Church with his wife.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

Suicide is a belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.

I’m quite hyper, and my wife would prefer it if I sat down and read a book.

Killing a guy and stealing his wife and child isn't too nice a thing to do.

Mothers, wives and maids, These be the tools with which priests manage men.

I don't know the facts of when Joe Soptic's wife got sick or when she died.

Never argue with your wife about hostility when she's a certified Freudian.

A good woman would rather be the mother of a genius than the wife of a hero

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

My wife she's fat. Why, if she lost a few pounds, she'd be perfectly round.

The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends.

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag.

I chose to be a working wife and mother. Why should I compromise on either?

Every summer Lin Kong returned to Goose Village to divorce his wife, Shuyu.

My wife, Edith, and I both have good health - and she's been very tolerant.

My former wife made me a millionaire. I used to have three million dollars.

My wife and children are the greatest force that keeps me sober and strong.

A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

I'm one of those people who tells my wife, "No coaching from the sidelines."

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody.

All my wife wanted for Valentine's Day was a little card - American Express.

My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather.

Stealing a man's wife, that's nothing, but stealing his car, that's larceny.

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives.

I went from my mother to my wife. And to this day, I can't bear to be alone.

Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.

Whenever I read the newspaper, I say to myself, 'At least my wife loves me.'

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane.

If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right

My wife loves to shop at Bloomingdale's. I bring her mail there twice a week.

Not much more can happen to you after you lose your reputation and your wife.

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant.

The greatest resource a worship leader has is his relationship with his wife.

In 1956 I was granted the biggest reward of my career: my wife, Josée Jongen.

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