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Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
There are apparently three factors that lead to longevity: heredity, habits, and what your wife will let you get away with.
If I came in to recruit your son, I would tell you, your wife, and your son, that I will be the most demanding coach your son can play for.
Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes.