There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.

There's nothing better for hosting a show than a bunch of people daytime-whiskey drunk.

New York: Prison towers and modern posters for soap and whiskey. Pittsburgh: Abandon it.

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

I've got friends in low places, where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases my blues away.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

Shania Twain ... has done more for country and western than heartbreak and whiskey combined.

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

Do you understand about water in the West? Whiskey's for drinking; water's for fightin' over.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

When I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism.

Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.

I don't eat shellfish. I drink wine moderately and have one whiskey every evening before dinner.

Wild Turkey whiskey and Philip Morris cigarettes are essential to the maintenance of human life!

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

An appreciation of prose is learned, not instinctive. It is an acquired taste, like Scotch whisky.

I usually keep a bottle of whiskey. I'm not a big drinker, but I feel like it's important to have.

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

When the weather's rough and it's whiskey in the rain it's best to wrap your savior up in cellophane.

I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.

The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.

Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place.

No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

You know what southern women are? Whiskey in a teacup. We're strong in the inside, but ornate on the outside.

You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

Love always had my number. I could never patch a breakup together with whiskey and a one-night stand. I took them real hard.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

I'm just a fan, man. The best word I can come up with is an enthusiast. I'm a whiskey enthusiast. It really kind of snuck up on me.

I only drink wine, beer, and champagne. I've never had hard liquor, I've never had a whiskey drink in my life. I just don't like it.

He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

Would you like a whiskey?' I say. 'I've got some.' (That's original. I bet nobody's ever thought of that way of bridging the gap before.)

Some of us look for the Way in opium and some in God, some of us in whiskey and some in love. It is all the same Way and it leads nowhither.

I don't think I'm a good ol' boy. Honestly, the last thing I am is a redneck. I like silk sheets, fancy cars, beautiful women, good whiskey.

Did the Warwickshire militia, who were chiefly artisans, teach the Irish to drink beer, or did they learn from the Irish how to drink whiskey?

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy.

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard.

I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey

The bottle of whiskey - the second one - was now in constant demand by all present, excepting Catherine, who 'felt just as good on nothing at all.

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