Fat gives things flavor.

Sudden total weight loss.

How long does getting thin take?

Life itself is the proper binge.

Believe while others are doubting.

You're never beaten until you admit it

Feed sparingly and defy the physician.

Success is a staircase, not a doorway.

Choice, not chance, determines destiny.

One should eat to live, not live to eat.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

I am convinced that we become what we do.

Nothing comes merely by thinking about it.

Unless You Puke, Faint or Die, Keep Going!

The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach

We never repent of having eaten too little.

Thou shouldst eat to live; not live to eat.

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

I'm prouder of my weight loss than my Oscar!

Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we die.

Most of us want to be strong, but we are not.

The dread of criticism is the death of genius.

There is no lasting glory in rapid weight loss.

If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner

There are no shortcuts and no sweatless quickies.

There's a huge emotional component to weight loss.

Attitude: It is our best friend or our worst enemy.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

Stop and reflect on what your diet is doing for you.

Avoid any diet that discourages the use of hot fudge.

Failure is not fatal. Only failure to get back up is.

Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!

Eating crappy food isn't a reward -- it's a punishment.

Successful weight loss takes programming, not willpower.

I think the U.S. has ultrasensitivity about weight loss.

Now is the time. It is never too late to start something.

At the end of the day, your health is your responsibility.

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time.

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much.

I always carry yeast flakes and bran with me when I travel.

More die in the United States of too much food than of too little.

If you find you require willpower, you aren't ready to lose weight.

My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat.

The real pride, the real present, is your health and your longevity.

I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.

There's no way to fake weight loss - you just kinda have to not eat.

Fiber and other nondigestible carbs work wonderful weight loss magic.

It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.

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