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You know what the material is so that you never play it the same way twice.
You never know when something's going to hit you in a particular way and just knock you loose.
I never know when somebody's going to knock on the door of my own unconscious in a way that I wouldn't have anticipated.
I don't know anyone who curses the way they do on the Sopranos. Not in an Italian household. I never said the word hell in front of my mother.
You never know how things are going to turn out in a movie. You can imagine a scene one way, and it can turn out to be completely the polar opposite of what you expected. You just have to roll with the punches.
Growing up, I didn't really watch a lot of standup. I didn't know you could be a low-energy comedian. It was something I did daydream about, but in the way you daydream about becoming the president or something - it could never happen.