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People should not make me out to be like Jesus; I don't walk on water.
To think that some people don't have clean water was mind-boggling to me.
Many people are target people. Once when Louis B. Mayer insulted me I poured a glass of water over his head.
People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?
The invention that most people know me for is the Super Soaker water gun. I knew the gun worked well, and I knew it would be successful. I did not realize how successful it would be.
Would that I were a dry well, and that the people tossed stones into me, for that would be easier than to be a spring of flowing water that the thirsty pass by, and from which they avoid drinking.
The diva tag just won't go away. I think that's because people want me to be like that. It makes it more interesting if I have thrown a phone at somebody or a water bottle. Sadly that's just not me.
I still get a few dirty looks over the racks in the supermarket, but nobody kicks me in the shins on Water Street. I've made sort of a point, apart from being a social dud, not to fraternize with the people I write about.