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I observe how people walk, laugh and talk. More than people I observe animals.
You can teach somebody how to be a brain surgeon, but you cannot teach them how to walk on a stage and make people laugh.
Everyone was wearing jeans, so I started wearing slacks. I'd walk on, and people would laugh before I got to the mic because I looked stupid.
It's extraordinary to think that if you walked into a room and said you had never heard of Hamlet, you would be regarded as a Philistine. But you could walk into the same room and say, 'I don't know what a proton is,' and people would just laugh and say, 'Why should you know?'