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I was a terrible waiter.
A good setter is like a waiter.
I was a pretty damn good waiter.
Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.
I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.
Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.
I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.
I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.
To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.
[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to a waiter.
I never taste the wine first in restaurants, I just ask the waiter to pour.
If a guy treats me respectfully and the waiter demeaningly, I'm turned off.
How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.
Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.
I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.
I was a lousy waiter, dealing with people and having people in your face like that.
We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.
I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
I was an amazing bartender and a great waiter. I think, in a way, that was my acting school.
Waiter trainers claim that an investment in education pays off very quickly for restaurants.
A diplomat these days is nothing, but a head waiter who is allowed to sit down occasionally.
I would say a full-time waiter in a high-price house could easily make $75,000, $80,000 a year.
When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.
At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct.
From being a waiter, to a door-to-door salesman, to a car-washer, to a delivery boy - I have done it all.
I've been auditioning since I was 20, working as a waiter, getting theater gigs, doing the 'Law and Order's.
I was a waiter before 'The Office,' so to me, this was a winning lottery ticket. Everything about my life has changed.
If I'm brought the wrong order at a restaurant, I don't send it back, because I don't want the waiter to get mad at me.
It didn't get any more glamorous than Havana, Cuba, in the 1950s. I used to go there when I was a waiter on a cruise ship.
Lie and tell the waiter that you're deathly allergic to butter. This way you can enjoy the steak without all the excess fat.
When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
Restaurants should be democratic; you shouldn't be made to feel privileged for getting a table or being lectured by the waiter.
I definitely had fun being a waiter. I can't say for sure that I was a good waiter. I think that I made people have a good time.
If I can't eat the meal in a restaurant, and the waiter asks, 'Is everything all right, Madam?', I tell them that I'm on a diet.
I left school at 16 and skipped university to work, initially as a waiter. I think I missed out on what would have been great years.
I worked as a waiter when I was 15 and got a chance to appreciate good, simple food. There's nothing better than a boiled egg with toast.
I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.
I had a little delivery van, and I did work around Queens. I was also a waiter at Red Lobster, so I was working on the business in between jobs.
I did quite a lot of menial jobs. I was a waiter, an inventory clerk touring round properties listing cups and saucers, and a laserquest marshal.
Well, isn't Bohemia a place where everyone is as good as everyone else - and must not a waiter be a little less than a waiter to be a good Bohemian?
If I worked as a waiter, I'd go home and write songs and record them. I'd have to. It's the only thing I know how to do. It's the only thing I can do.
If you're a waiter and you're waiting on me, you might get five percent, you might get seventy percent. It depends on how bad my math skills are that day.
You wouldn't have the same art on the walls at every restaurant or the same waiter uniforms. Neither should you have the same service style at every restaurant.
You go to New York or L.A., and every waiter wants to be a writer, director or actor. But there's a common thread: everybody wants to do it because they love it.
My dad lived on Sunset Boulevard for a couple of years as a waiter, and he said he'd do a different character every time somebody sat down, just to get some practice.
I went into a French restaraunt and asked the waiter, 'Have you got frog's legs?' He said, 'Yes,' so I said, 'Well hop into the kitchen and get me a cheese sandwich.'