Las Vegas without Wayne Newton is like Disneyland without Mickey Mouse.

Vegas means comedy, tragedy, happiness and sadness all at the same time.

Las Vegas makes Reno seem like your friendly neighborhood grocery store.

I saw my true power. The darkest power. The greatest power. ~Jaime Vegas

I'd love to do a show in Vegas with drag queens. The tackier the better.

I absolutely love Las Vegas. I've been there a bunch of times on my own.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel.

It's up to the UFC, but I'll fight whomever, whenever. Minus maybe Vegas.

I did my time for the rape. I paid my money to Las Vegas. I paid my dues.

I've already begun giving to children's nonprofits in the Las Vegas area.

Nobody realizes that Mormons were the first Americans to settle Las Vegas.

We were offered 100 'Sgt. Pepper' shows in Las Vegas with a huge back-end.

Bangkok, like Las Vegas, sounds like a place where you make bad decisions.

Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop.

I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs.

I love coming to Las Vegas. I've always loved it and always had a good time.

Nothing screws up a séance like the appearance of a real ghost. ~Jaime Vegas

Las Vegas is a resort whose two chief sources of income are seven and eleven.

Secretly, I had always wanted to go to Vegas, and have my own really bad act!

I love Vegas. It really has the most wonderful shows, the greatest performers.

I grew up in Las Vegas. My mom worked in pretty much every casino on the Strip.

Anything you can do that's self-destructive in Vegas, whatever that is, I do it.

Being a lead role in a play in Vegas? Like, come on! How much bigger can it get?

I did 'Rock of Ages' when it was in both L.A. and Vegas, playing the lead, Drew.

I was a gambler when I was a kid, so when we got to Las Vegas, it was like Mecca.

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

You can take the girl out of Vegas, but you can't take the Vegas out of the girl.

Nuh-uh. No deals with the devil. I’ve learned my lesson on that one. ~Jaime Vegas

No, this is not a good town for psychedelic drugs. Reality itself is too twisted.

We love to visit Las Vegas. It is so much fun, so iconic; it is always a pleasure.

If you wait too long in Vegas, you end up with a chicken finger in your underwear.

Las Vegas is a big draw. There are a lot things to do there other than basketball.

If you don't have a pool in Las Vegas, you have to put your children in the icebox.

Vegas is a very fickle market that's about fun. It will change to what people want.

Capitalism is a warrior culture, a hierarchical mode, and Las Vegas is its epitome.

I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.

I spent some time in Vegas when I was doing some canvassing for Obama back in 2008.

I got married in Vegas on Warped Tour on July 4 - that's how crazy my life has been.

A Mafia guy in Vegas gave me this advice: "Run your own race, put on your blinders."

Las Vegas is a crazy, crazy town at times, so there's a lot of high-end things I get.

My road trips have been to Vegas, but you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

I was born out of a Vegas marriage: My parents got married three days after they met.

I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21.

Pompeii was an incredibly corrupt city. Pompeii was the Las Vegas of the Roman Empire.

I think that people who have Vegas throat are people who sing from their throats only.

No presidential candidate should visit Las Vegas without condemning organized gambling.

There's something very special about playing Las Vegas, and I never tire of being here.

I love Vegas. God knows that I know how to find my way around the buffets in Las Vegas.

I've done the Stratosphere stuff in Vegas, but I haven't skydived or anything like that.

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