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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
Ghosts and vampires are never only about ghosts and vampires.
The vampire thing always works for some reason. Always works.
I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.
You are telling me that your lawyer is a bloodsucking vampire?
I thought, 'Who is the first vampire ever? It's Peter Murphy!'
I can’t help being a gorgeous fiend. It’s just the card I drew.
Wait. You think I'm going to die? That's why you slept with me?
Sometimes it was so easy to forget that I was kissing a vampire.
About time you grew up and became a vampire like the rest of us.
Terrific. A bisexual dominant vampire with kidnapping expertise.
Keep your vampire mitts off me. I'm not your friggin' blood toy.
No TV show has meant more to me than 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'
There are vampires and vampires, and not all of them suck blood.
The battle cry sort of gave you away. Try not to yell next time.
But just remember, life without me would be even more unbearable.
Like a stalker. An obsessed stalker. An obsessed, vampire stalker
It's cool to play a vampire and be a part of this new, hot genre.
Oh God, I just kissed a vampire!" Oh Gods, I just kissed a human!
Bath toys are reserved only for the oldest, more lethal vampires.
Emulation embalms the dead; envy, the vampire, blasts the living.
An atheist waving a cross at a vampire was a truly pitiful sight.
'Twilight' is very different to the 'Vampire Academy,' completely.
The world changes, we do not, therein lies the irony that kills us.
The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.
I'm like an old vampire, so it's important to talk to young people.
I wanted to make an adult vampire film, not something for children.
Goodnight sweet prince, may flights of devils wing you to your rest.
Protect yourself from Muslim vampires by making your neck non-halal.
I'm scared of watching a TV show about vampires. I can't fall asleep.
There are only two kinds of vampire hunters: good ones and dead ones.
Vampires are total sexual metaphors; there's just no way around that.
The Vampire Diaries is the story of Elena falling in love with Damon.
Gallowglass returned to Sporrengasse with two vampires and a pretzel.
As a child, I certainly had a fascination with monsters and vampires.
Why do people always assume that volume will succeed when logic won't?
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
A starving child is a frightful sight. A starving vampire, even worse.
You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter
I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.
As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires.
There's a whole vampire community online - those are some crazy people.
If you are a vampire, then a vampire is not the creature of the legends.
It wasn't often you ran into bondage/Elvis/whorehouse-themed vampire club
Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.
I supply the music for Vampires, which is a new series that's coming out.
Memnoch the Devil happen to be my favorite of all The Vampire Chronicles.
A vampire's thirst can only be quenched by the blood of their loved ones.
We would all be incredibly boring to a vampire who is 400, 500 years old.
I'll take any vampire fans I can get. Dracula isn't a serial killer story.