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I love women in my heart but not in my undies.
Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.
She's got feet like boats, whiskers like an American, and her undies are filthy.
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
I now know how to walk around properly in my undies. People would keep telling me to push my tits out! I also now know how to use a whip on people without causing bruising.
