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Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don't know where your underwear is.
Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics.
Take into consideration I get to play-fight in my underwear every week, and I get paid very well to do it.
My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates.
I was just looking at a packet that had SpongeBob thong underwear, so it goes farther than I would imagine.
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.
I wear [socks and underwear] once and throw them out. Even when I'm home...I wouldn't think of washing them.
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
Underwear is everything because we all know that if we have on the wrong pair of underwear it ruins your day.
I had underwear thrown on stage that said 'Gokey' on the back... all glittery! It was grandma-underwear, too.
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush.
I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear.
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete.
I know something you don't....and that is.... I'M NOT WEARING ANY UNDERWEAR! We're gonna get sexy for a minute!
The trouble with emergencies is," she said, "that I always put on my finest underwear and then nothing happens.
Who doesn't love a statement sock? I mean, we won't go in to details, but your underwear has to be bright, too.
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I'm a little bummed about that. Maybe it's not such a big deal any more.
In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.
You told dad you didn't know what happened to his underwear. But You'd just flame-broiled his shorts on the grill.
Idiotically, it occurred to me that my pink underwear didn’t match my purple bra, as if boys even notice such things.
I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn't nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear.
Before we can leave our parents, they stuff our heads like the suitcases which they jam-pack with homemade underwear.
My mother was right: When you've got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust.
Some of my college friends used to laugh at me. But no one's laughing anymore. Now, they all try to get free underwear.
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage... You start to think that you're Tom Jones.
She had the underwear of a thirteen-year-old, as well, he thought. He glanced back at her. But the shoes of a courtesan.
What would you pack for Armageddon? Sunscreen and shades? Flame-proof underwear? Maybe a travel guide to the Underworld?
I've never been sent a lock of hair or anything like that, but I've gotten underwear with my face on it. That was weird.
A man in Thailand was arrested with more than 10,000 pairs of stolen underwear. Legal experts are expecting a brief trial.
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men's underwear.
I never thought I'd be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear.
Buyers look at everything. They open every drawer. They open every cabinet door. So make sure your underwear is folded nicely.
Underwear is such a great gift, but try to go for brands that flatter your girlfriend's shape - a little structure can be great.
Lust: Which senator once reached for a handkerchief in his pocket and proceeded to wipe his brow with a pair of women's panties?
I've always been big. I'm never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages.
Your woman wears underwear out in public,” Sabin said. “Must be nice. How’d you manage that little miracle?” “Only the Deity knows.
I do not like people touching my underwear. That's just weird! I travel with a washer and dryer, and I like cooking on the bus, too.
So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.
Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing.
What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.
Hey G-Town Gal: turn your underwear inside out! Then u only have to do laundry every 2 weeks—saves on detergent & trips to Laundromat!
Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers.
Passwords are like underwear: you don’t let people see it, you should change it very often, and you shouldn’t share it with strangers.
Chicken, yeah, that's me. I'd rather fight an old rogue-vamp in my underwear, with my bare hands, than deal with relationship problems.
When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It's exciting!
I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear.
Our conception of 1950s underwear is a lovely vintage aesthetic, but actually, wearing stockings with no elastic and a girdle was heavy duty.
I started stuffing wads of cash into my socks and underwear and quietly passed by the T.S.A. agents with a grin on my face and a sigh of relief.
Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp.
That tag - underwear model - I just can't get rid of it. And it's such a bizarre, specific thing - underwear. It's like I never modelled clothes.