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Ha!' said the tall man drily. 'He was in high luck. Rich old uncles who die are in shockingly short supply.
And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.
Look, I learned from your uncle that when the universe turns out to be insane, the wise man embraces insanity.
The name 'Chuck Jones', according to my uncle, limited my choice of profession to second baseman or cartoonist.
I don't want to be rude to the afflicted but Uncle Eddie is bald in a way which is the baldest I have ever seen.
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
I got a lot from my uncle who is a really good ska guitarist. Very ragged makeshift rhythms and intricate lines.
My dad's uncles were illegal bookmakers who were known in the area as Peaky Blinders, that's the stories I heard.
My wife had an uncle who could never walk down the nave of an abbey without wondering whether it would take spin.
Mom was a single mother. So three aunts and three uncles and all of mom's friends pitched in as weekend warriors.
My dad's Macedonian, mum Greek... so for as long as I can remember, my uncles have talked about our warrior blood.
My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables.
Spending two years on my uncle's ranch in Montana as a young man gave me the wisdom and the thrust to do westerns.
Across the board, from my mother to my father to my aunts and uncles, everybody has always given me a lot of love.
(My proudest moment as a child was the time I beat my uncle Pierre at Scrabble with the seven-letter word FARTING.)
But, Dad! We can't leave. Uncle Jake is hurt!" Daphne said. "Besides, that's Pinocchio. I want to get an autograph.
Any time Uncle Sam, with all his machinery for warfare, is held to a draw by some rice eaters, he's lost the battle.
I'll have you weak in the knees that you could hardly speak, Or we could do like Uncle L and swing an ep in my Jeep.
I'll say my dad couldn't act to save his life and nor can my uncle and they'll say I'm the worst actor in the world.
My grandfather and my uncle both died from colorectal cancer, my dad almost died from it and I have the gene for it.
My uncles listened to rock and roll like Led Zeppelin. We had MTV, so I saw Adam Ant and Boy George and Def Leppard.
I really think that it's better to retire, in Uncle Earl's terms, when you still have some snap left in your garters.
I come from a family where soccer has always been very present. My uncles, my father and my brother were all players.
I will live in thy heart, die in thy lap, and be buried in thy eyes—and moreover, I will go with thee to thy uncle’s.
The friends I have from childhood are definitely like family to me - extended sisters and brothers, aunts and uncles.
My daddy was a minister, my grandfather was a voodoo priest, my uncle was a mason; I was raised with a lot of studies.
I'm not gonna be broke, like my mom was broke, my uncles were broke, my sisters didn't have money, my cousins on down.
My family is really, really Southern - I had two uncle Bubbas, and grandparents that we called Big Mama and Big Daddy.
I have a big family. Even though it's only three kids in our family, it's always aunts and uncles and the whole thing.
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
Does your uncle need anything? A coffee? A latte?” “He needs someone to bear his illegitimate child if you’re interested
Sure, my uncle killed himself playing Russian Roulette. But I choose to remember him as a great Russian Roulette player.
Does Uncle Bob have anything?" "I heard he has an STD." "I mean on the women." "Oh, I have no idea if they have any STDs.
It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.
My uncle is from Argentina, so I grew up hearing Spanish. My Spanish isn't very good, but my pronunciation isn't terrible.
When uncle Eddie does his impression of 'Like a Virgin' it's like Madonna is coming out of his body!' Christ what an image.
Black people don't talk about diabetes that much. I never knew anything. I thought everyone had an uncle with a leg cut off!
That defining moment at my friend's house, when his uncle looks in my eye and reads me the word of God, I have an awakening.
A small business person has Uncle Sam as a partner, a partner who puts up no money, does no work, and wants 30 or 40 percent
My uncle's a lawyer and I remember going to see him in court and thinking, 'That's cool, too bad I could never be a lawyer.'
If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
You've got a problem. Part of what you own isn't yours. It belongs to Uncle Sam. May I show you how much belongs to Uncle Sam?
Whether you're a mother or father, or a husband or a son, or a niece or a nephew or uncle, breast cancer doesn't discriminate.
Fortunately, as it pertains to guns, my dad and uncle introduced me to guns the way it needs to be done: smart, slow and safe.
Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater.
Grace me no grace, nor uncle me no uncle; I am no traitor's uncle, and that word "grace" In an ungracious mouth is but profane.
"Another relative?" Valek asked. A broad smile stretched Moon Man's lips. "Yes. I am her mother's uncle's wife's third cousin."
Bobby's World touched a lot of people. That's why the family's last name is Generic. Uncle Ted is based on uncles we've all had.
My uncle's house burned down when I was 6 years old. We got out safely. But ever since, I've had a nightmare of dying in a fire.