I Hated Duke. I Felt Like They Only Recruited Black Players That Were Uncle Toms.

My whole family is very artistic - my uncles are all actors and theatre directors.

I come from a stupid family. During the civil war my great uncle fought for the west.

Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, You're a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!

Junk runs in the family. My granddad was a junk man in St. Louis and so was my uncle.

A few years later, my Uncle David took me to the Earle Theatre to hear Duke Ellington.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

I spent a lot of time on farms when I was young. My uncle and my dad owned a big farm.

My favorite lie was the online rumor that Bruce Willis was my uncle. That's hilarious.

You never forget your first kiss. And that's what makes it so hard to forgive my uncle.

Both my uncles were in bands, my grandpa was a comedian who wore clown makeup on stage.

Long ago, in a burst of friendliness, Aunty and Uncle Jimmy produced a son named Henry.

My uncle used to sit me on his lap and play "ventriloquist", only I wasn't wearing pants.

[Reviewing a production of Uncle Tom's Cabin] The dogs were poorly supported by the cast.

I'm that crazy-ass drunk uncle that nobody wants to invite to the holidays and birthdays.

Someday you will know that the heart is not always as wise as it is strong. - Uncle Eddie

My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?

I don't use those terms [like Uncle Tom], and I would never speak in that kind of language.

My father and all my uncles on both sides served in the military in World War II and Korea.

A city is like a family portrait - you don't tear it up if you don't like your uncle's nose.

Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

The offers I get are for grandfathers, uncles - and they often die very quickly in the script.

One of my uncles took me to my first movie in a cinema - 'Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade.'

I had a wonderful family including my aunts, uncles and cousins but they've all gone to heaven.

I saw Uncle John with Long Tall Sally, he saw Aunt Mary coming and he ducked back in the alley.

Come with uncle and hear all proper. Hear angel trumpets and devil trombones...you are invited!

My youngest uncle Randy and I were the first members of our entire family to ever go to college.

It's my firm conviction that when Uncle Sam calls, by God we go, and we do the best that we can.

Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me.

Viewers figure, 'Uncle Willard doesn't know any more about the weather than I do.' They're right.

It's our job - as parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles - to find books our kids are going to like.

The press is like the peculiar uncle you keep in the attic - just one of those unfortunate things.

We cannot reform the world.... Uncle Sugar is as dangerous a role for us to play as Uncle Shylock.

It's senseless. I've lost several uncles, I've lost my best friend to gun violence in New Orleans.

I grew up around lots of men - my father, my brothers, my uncles - so I wasn't intimidated by them.

The kind uncles and aunts of the race are more esteemed than its true spiritual fathers and mothers.

Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.

My mum was a bookies' runner at nine years old and my dad's uncles were Peaky Blinders and gangsters.

My dad lived till he was 78, my mum was in her 80s, and I've got two uncles who are in their 90s now.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

We are very close as a family. There are uncles and aunts for whom I would stand in front of a truck.

I only hope to do well enough before I die to have a house as big as my rich Uncle Ed and Aunt Carole.

My uncle, who was a little more flamboyant, always said the guy who dressed the best was Fred Astaire.

I'm not an Uncle Tom. . .. I'm going to be here for 40 years. For those who don't like it, get over it.

I was offered a job on Wall Street by my uncle. But I wanted to get out. Make-it-on-my-own kinda thing.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

My uncle was a cop, a career cop, on the beat in downtown Chicago. He was my hero when I was growing up.

Dumbledore raised his finger for silence, a silence which fell as though he had struck Uncle Vernon dumb.

I've had aunts and uncles who not only haven't read my books but could hardly believe that I was a writer.

My father and uncles and all their friends turned their lungs black trying to satisfy my collector's zeal.

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