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Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
I don't give a damn about the stock market. But I do care about jobs.
My aim was to safeguard justice, without doing harm to our war effort.
A good and faithful judge ever prefers the honorable to the expedient.
In case of dispute, the umpire shall throw it straight into the field.
The most important thing for a judge is - curiously enough - judgment.
Nobody wants a judge to be subject to the political whim of the moment.
You don't notice the referee during the game unless he makes a bad call.
Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical.
Wherever the art of Medicine is loved, there is also a love of Humanity.
I literally paid my way through the University of Texas with my umpiring.
You have to be damn certain you're putting something better in its place.
I can imagine no society which does not embody some method of arbitration.
Any umpire who claims he has never missed a play is . . . well, an umpire.
The first guy who lays a finger on this blind old man is fined fifty bucks!
Bishops are like umpires. You have to have them to call the close decisions.
Living in a tower, however secure it may feel, is hardly a social attribute.
Arbitrage proof has since been widely used throughout finance and economics.
Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.
I reached the point where I actually enjoyed the umpiring more than playing.
I get what I desire, it's my empire And yes I call the shots, I am the umpire
My career should adapt to me. Fame is like a VIP pass wherever you want to go.
A good umpire, like a good FBI agent, is never noticed if he is doing his job.
I try to swim every damn day I can, and I've learned to scuba dive and snorkel.
Why do you judge me as a musician, John? All I'm interested in is making money.
Cardinal rule for all hitters with two strikes on them: Never trust the umpire.
Tell the FBI that the kidnappers should pick out a judge that Nixon wants back.
We cannot attribute to fortune or virtue that which is achieved without either.
The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
Actually I walk around with the Emmy wherever I go, but I'm very casual about it.
Earl gave me his version of what happened and asked me not to suspend the umpires.
That's what I think we're all looking for - an honest love wherever you can find it.
To me the director’s job is to leave it in better shape than you found it, literally.
A fiancé is neither this nor that: he's left one shore, but not yet reached the other.
Since its inception, our Nation has stood on the foundations of compassion and justice.
I don't know what they'll say when I die. I don't give a damn, but they'll probably cry.
I made a game effort to argue but two things were against me: the umpires and the rules.
The same things go on everywhere, whether you're from the city, the country or wherever.
I'm happy wherever I go, whatever I do. I'm happy in Iowa, I'm happy here in California.
She made the decision that her existence had lost its meaning. And you cannot judge that.
I've reached most my goals and when my career is over I will have many other things to do.
The constitution gives every American the inalienable right to make a damn fool of himself.
There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will.
The mistake we make is to attribute to religions the errors and fanaticism of human beings.
People who are in a fortunate position always attribute virtue to what makes them so happy.
The mystery of that damn virus has been generated by the $2 billion a year they spend on it.
The best umpired game is the game in which the fans cannot recall the umpires who worked it.
On the whole, life is unfair in the way it works out. It is a game played without an umpire!
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
I'm never going to criticize any umpires or anything, because they're a big part of the game.