In my community there were two groups of people, There were the ones who did not die and the ones who came back to life.

I've always felt there are three sexes: men, women, and actors. And actors combine the worst qualities of the other two.

One room is always enough for one person. Two rooms is not enough for two people. That is one of the conundrums in life.

To have six billion people on Earth, two billion of whom are carrying around a warped view of you? That has to register.

A man of letters is often a man with two natures,--one a book nature, the other a human nature. These often clash sadly.

However the world pretends to divide itself, there are only two divisions in the world today - human beings and Germans.

There are two kinds of people in this world. The kind who divide the world into two kinds of people and those who don't.

We cannot exist as a little island of well-being in a world where two-thirds of the people go to bed hungry every night.

After an interval of two and a half centuries, the tradition of mystic illumination renewed itself in Italy and Germany.

The secret of toe cleavage, a very important part of the sexuality of the shoe; you must only show the first two cracks.

In general, people are comfortable sharing their music. There are two exceptions, though - Lady Gaga and Britney Spears.

There is a smile of love, And there is a smile of deceit, And there is a smile of smiles In which these two smiles meet.

May be we are not such fools as we look. But though we be, we are well content, so long as we may be two fools together.

Dancing is why I love music as much as I do and vice-versa, and there aren’t many things better than those two combined.

I've never been in parliament as a National, I gave up smoking about the same time [and] I've rid myself of two cancers.

There is only one party in the United States: the Property party... and it has two right wings: Republican and Democrat.

Growth is an erratic forward movement: two steps forward, one step back. Remember that and be very gentle with yourself.

The law has been perverted through the influence of two very different causes-naked greed and misconceived philanthropy.

There are two kinds of brave men: those who are brave by the grace of nature, and those who are brave by an act of will.

Two conditions that warrant someone's unconditional devotion: 1. Save their life 2. Help them move a pillow top mattress

So I like life and I like righteousness; if I cannot keep the two together, I will let life go and choose righteousness.

Rule One, boy: shoot first then ask questions Rulw Two, Double tap just for good measure. Better safe then sorry. -Bubba

Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee - a tradition I'd like very much to continue.

There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important. And wishing never works.

Nana...how come being happy and making your dreams come true are two different things? Even now, I still don't know why.

I earned two Emmy nominations for writing, and two of the shows I had written were nominated for best in their category.

Love rests on two pillars: surrender and autonomy. Our need for togetherness exists alongside our need for separateness.

The premises are so delightfully extensive, that two people might live together without ever seeing, hearing or meeting.

If there are only you and the music in the room, it means that there are two persons in the room! Music is a live being!

The two most important forms of intelligence are the ability to read other people and the ability to understand oneself.

Happy people have two things in common. They know exactly what they want and they feel they're moving toward getting it.

I get given loads of rubbish. So, I have two Alanis Morissette records which I hide when anyone with taste calls around.

Well, remember what you said, because in a day or two, I'll have a witty and blistering retort! You'll be devastated THEN

I associate my childhood with two things, mainly: the North Devon countryside and a sense of connection to another world.

I want to thank my two English clubs: Liverpool for bringing me to the Premier League and Chelsea for the trophies I won.

In all crises of human affairs there are two broad courses open to a man. He can stay where he is or he can go elsewhere.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

When two people compliment each other with the choice of anything, each of them generally gets that which he likes least.

Government and culture are two diametrically opposed forces - the one blinds and oppresses, the other uplifts and unites.

If I had a picture of two handcuffed criminals being booked, I would cut the picture in half and get five bucks for each.

There are two components that are fundamental to enjoy life and feel good about yourself: continual learning and service.

What's your brand? If you can't answer that question about your own brand in two or three words, your brand's in trouble.

I met my wife by breaking two of my rules: never date a girl seriously that you meet at a nightclub and never date a fan.

In physics, to be in two places at the same time would be a miracle; in politics it seems not merely normal, but natural.

In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just one of it where there should be two

Of my own, I like my upper stomach. I just seem to always have abs.When I'm not really pregnant, I have a great two-pack.

The young-old polarization and the male-female polarization are perhaps the two leading stereotypes that imprison people.

I wonder why people so commonly suppose that if two individuals are both writers they must therefore be hugely congenial.

Acquaintance many, and conquaintance few, But for inquaintance I know only two - The friend I've wept and the maid I woo.

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