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Two bats were hanging up in a cave and one said to the other, 'When I'm older, I hope I don't become incontinent'.
We have two useless gods who never leave our island, but like to dwell in it constantly, Poverty and Helplessness.
There are only two precious things on earth: the first is love; the second, a long way behind it, is intelligence.
Time And well being are two valuable belongings that we do not acknowledge and respect till they've been depleted.
There are two kinds of jackets - reversible, and reversible but it's hard to zipper up and it looks really stupid.
The Obama presidency has two great missions: fixing the economy, and preventing Iran from gaining nuclear weapons.
Meaningful relationships are two-way, and that means constantly looking for ways to improve your customers' lives.
Neither of the two people in the room paid any attention to the way I came in, although only one of them was dead.
Materialism and spirituality are two pretty racquets with which charlatans in cap and gown make the same ball fly.
I've worked with Frank [Darabont] on two collaborations, The Majestic with Jim Carrey and Stephen King's The Mist.
Remember, it takes two to make an argument. The one who is wrong is the one who will be doing most of the talking.
I have a very pop voice, but there's so much of me I associate mostly with urban music, so I try to blend the two.
There are only two things a manager needs to know: When to change pitchers and how to get along with your players.
It's hard to hear the story of a love affair between two straight men, one of whom is the most divine woman alive.
For there are two distinct sorts of ideas: Those that proceed from the head and those that emanate from the heart.
I think I’ll play two years more, if my own body lets me do that... I still think my best tennis is still to come.
There are two kinds of marriages, Benny — where the husband quotes the wife, or where the wife quotes the husband.
If a FIFA World Cup tournament had been held every year between 1982 and 1986, France would have won two or three.
Those have been the two biggest challenges of my life: trying to follow Radiohead, and trying to follow Brad Pitt.
To separate tabernacle from altar is to separate two things which by their origin and nature should remain united.
Although my memory's fading, I remember two things very clearly: I am a great sinner and Christ is a great Savior.
We are the two great painters of this era; you are in the Egyptian style, I in themodern style. (to Pablo Picasso)
I'm not a star, man. If a guy came in here and shot you and shot me, we'd both be two dead people. You understand?
Talk to yourself in two languages - what do I fear and what do I love - in order to balance the body and the soul.
The two party electoral system performs the essential function of helping to legitimate the existing social order.
Two people who think they're in love can find out, when left alone, exactly how little they know about each other.
Try to live without something digital - without digital code for about two hours, very hard to do if you're awake.
I go way beyond just the wood and stone but to the process of growth and farming and the tensions between the two.
There are only two kinds of people in the world that really count. One kind's wheat and the other kind's emeralds.
There are two types of people in the world: those who think everyone needs therapy, and those who have never been.
There is everything you know and there is everything that happens. When the two do not line up, you make a choice.
Subtract out the impact and the fall is all you get. So here's two beers to remember why and three more to forget.
It's not easy to walk out on a marriage and two young kids, and it's the most difficult thing I've ever had to do.
My first two books are out of print and, okay, they can sleep there comfortably. It's early work, derivative work.
But, as my mother used to tell me, two wrongs don't make a right. But I soon figured out that three left turns do.
Kenny Norton hit me so hard that it still hurts. Now there was a case of two fighters who did not like each other.
...The two great turning-points of my life were when my father sent to Oxford, and when society sent me to prison.
Will our life not be a tunnel between two vague clarities? Or will it not be a clarity between two dark triangles?
Spending two years on my uncle's ranch in Montana as a young man gave me the wisdom and the thrust to do westerns.
The ultimate meaning to which all stories refer has two faces: the continuity of life, the inevitability of death.
No work of literature is the product of only one or two conscious ideas. A story is mysteriously dense of meaning.
We are using resources as if we had two planets, not one. There can be no 'plan B' because there is no 'planet B.'
The man of wisdom is never of two minds; the man of benevolence never worries; the man of courage is never afraid.
Two roses on one slender spray In sweet communion grew, Together hailed the morning ray And drank the evening dew.
I have two questions for you: What do you need to make your creativity shine through? Why do you keep ignoring it?
It's not enough to hate your enemy. You have to understand how the two of you bring each other to deep completion.
There are always three sides to every memory…yours, theirs, and the truth, which lies somewhere in between the two
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled - we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
When you get up in the morning, you have two choices - either to be happy or to be unhappy. Just choose to be happy
The problem is: When two governments or institutions in Europe hold differing opinions, it is immediately a crisis.