Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.

...there are two ways of being unhappy: One is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you want.

Maturity involves two elements: 1) immediate obedience in specific situations and 2) long-range character growth.

Since a relationship involves two members investing in it, its value increases twice as fast as one's investment.

Never complain about the officiating. It does no good. During the game I don't want to be fighting two opponents.

Let it be fact, one feels, or let it be fiction; the imagination will not serve under two masters simultaneously.

If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.

Jane Austen we know never let two men converse alone in any novel because what they said would be unknown to her.

Stated baldly, charity certainly means one of two things–pardoning unpardonable acts, or loving unlovable people.

If future generations ask us what we are fighting for [in World War Two], we shall tell them the story of Lidice.

What I really want to write about is injustice and justice, and the different ways human beings organize the two.

When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

You're saying, no, state said two kinds of marriage; the full marriage, and then this sort of skim-milk marriage.

There are two ways to pass a hurdle: leaping over or plowing through... There needs to be a monster truck option.

We have had two chickens in every pot, two cars in every garage, and now we have two headaches for every aspirin.

Human beings are interested in two things. They are interested in the Reality and interested in telling about it.

There are only two ways: either we love-and love in action is service - or we put hatred into action and destroy.

I used to have two double espressos a day. I gave that up, had headaches for five days but now I'm feeling great.

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.

Change is not a one-way street- it involves two parties: the person who is changing and the people who notice it.

For this is love's truth; she joins two in one being, makes sweet sour, strangers neighbors, and the lowly noble.

I like photographs of anything uninteresting. Maybe just two doors on a wall... The point is to be uninteresting.

At the end of the day, when two combatants get into the ring and/or cage, it's anybody's game, especially in MMA.

And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash.

There are two types of people: The ones who give you 50 reasons it can't be done ... and the ones who just do it.

There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

Normally, even if you're on the set for 12 hours, there may be only a moment or two when you are actually useful.

Beer does not taste like itself unless it is chasing a dram of neat whisky down the gullet - preferably two drams

Locked into loneliness were we two and looking at one another every evening we each saw the one we blamed for it.

Marlene Dietrich and Roy Rogers are the only two living humans who should be allowed to wear black leather pants.

My mother only ever said two things. She said,'I don't know, dear.'And she said,'Can I get you a sandwich, honey?

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

If there is love enough,then nothing-not nature, not even death itself- can come between two who love each other.

The successful conduct of an industrial enterprise requires two quite distinct qualifications: fidelity and zeal.

It was a brutal picture, a tug-of-war between two equal but opposing impulses. It had the ring of truth, however.

Why should it be easy to do something that, if done well, two or three times, will make your family rich for life?

I look at two things while angel investing. Are you solving an important problem? Do you care about the end users.

Things didn't work between the two of them, because they loved the same person. He loved her and she loved herself

Love and esteem are the first principles of friendship; it is always imperfect if either of these two are wanting.

I dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non-suited cards. That way I am drawing at two different flushes.

I can spend two hours grubbing about in my garden, dazed with pleasure and intent, and it feels like five minutes.

It is as queen of Canada that I am here. Queen of Canada and all Canadians, not just one or two ancestral strains.

I don't think I ever owned twenty pencils at one time. Wearing down seven number-two pencils is a good day's work.

We would have two less championships here if it was not for Manu Ginobili. In my eyes, he's the stud of the world.

I don't think I treat my film work as an extension of my photography. There are two different sets of rules there.

Twin miracles of mascara, her eyes looked like the corpses of two small crows that had crashed into a chalk cliff.

Anyone who can solve the problems of water will be worthy of two Nobel prizes - one for peace and one for science.

A Commander-in-Chief needs to do two things. One - tell us who the enemy is. And two - say we are fighting to win.

There are two kinds of leaders: those who are interested in the flock, and those who are interested in the fleece.

I find this curious - two photos from today, one edited so my skin is perfect and one real. remember flaws are ok.

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